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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1720 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
But the best part? The players, man. They’re all like, super chill and funny and they all have pet llamas named Larry. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. It’s like Christmas every day, bro.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? Yeah, it’s a thing. And there’s this one time where we all had a massive dance party in the Nether and accidentally summoned a giant zombie chicken. Good times, good times.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake. It involves a lot of jazz hands and a dab. It’s lit, bro.