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MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP

annoyance, challenging misconceptions, common misconception, correcting misconceptions, debunking misconceptions, false assumptions., frustrating beliefs, irritating misconceptions, Minecraft, MisconceptionMadness, misconceptions about me, misconceptions in education, misconceptions in history, misconceptions in media, misconceptions in politics, misconceptions in relationships, misconceptions in science, misconceptions in society, misunderstandings, Myths, Pet Peeves, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	273
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs! Don’t worry about building a boring old house, because on our server, you’ll be living in a floating castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every night is a rave to remember. So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you there, if you dare!

Blockheadz R Us

bad attitude, BlockHeadz, destructive attitude, destructive behavior, harmful attitude, harmful mindset, negative attitude, negative behavior, negative mindset, negative thinking, pessimistic attitude, pessimistic mindset, toxic attitude, toxic behavior, toxic mindset, ugly attitude, unhealthy attitude, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	121
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

bitter, Boyfriend, christmas, Europe, family, guest, hate, high salaries, hurt, Immigrants, Interloper, Minecraft, MommaDontLikeImmigrants, Personal, racism, relationships, Server, state money, unworthy, Upset, well-educated, white son, work

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.

PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp

BoyfriendWakeUp, PanicCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Animals Bred:	140	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of feeling like you can’t rely on your boyfriend for support during tough times? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called selfish for needing comfort again! Our virtual world is filled with supportive players who will always be there for you, no matter what time of day or night it is. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining that it will distract you from any bad feelings you may be experiencing. So come join us and leave those real-life drama behind!

KurskCraft: Bridge Battle!

Attack, battle, Bridge.., Claims, Conflict, conflict zone, Crisis, Damage, Destroyed, Destruction, Government, Infrastructure, international news, investigation, key bridge, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, ReBuilding, SECURITY, Transportation, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges for fun! we are like the kool kids of minecraft, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. we once blew up a whole village just for laughs, and now we’re coming for your precious bridges. join us if you dare, and be a part of the most destructive server in the world. who needs bridges anyway? we’ll just build a rollercoaster instead! let’s see how long it takes for the villagers to notice. chaos reigns supreme on our server, so come join the madness today!

PixelPanic: Brain Battle

adhd, amygdala, antisocial behavior, anxiety, battle, behavioral differences, Brain, brain imaging, brain regions, depression, emotional processing, gender differences, mental disorders, mental health, mood disorders, neuroimaging, neuroscience, PixelPanic, psychiatric conditions, research study, sex differences, sex-specific, thalamus

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the amygdala is the key to building the best houses and the thalamus is where you find all the rare diamonds! forget about depression and antisocial behavior, because here you’ll be too busy crafting epic structures and battling creepers to even think about being sad. and ladies, don’t worry about anxiety and ADHD, because on this server, the thalamus is your ticket to becoming the ultimate warrior princess! so come on, join us and let’s explore this crazy world together!

BlockBag Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, Banners, BlockBag, blue archive, Bounties, Chihiro, Commissions, Events, From Opera 0068 with Love, Grand Assault, guides, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, mine, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, sena, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6343
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Picture this: you’re facing off against a giant armored chicken in a quest to save the world from certain doom. But wait, there’s a twist – you have to do it while wearing a hot spring outfit! Only on our server will you find such ridiculous challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil pandas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. It’s a race against time to see who can collect the most loot before the pandas escape!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: GoodShowGoneWrong

Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, Character development, Cliffhanger, Compelling, Drama, Engaging, Entertainment, entertainment industry, Good show, GoodShowGoneWrong, Minecraft, must watch, plot twist, smp, streaming, Suspenseful, television, Thrilling, TV series, unexpected ending, until this episode

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Whisperer and Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Bobobrine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it that if you defeat the Blocktopus, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to hang in your virtual house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!