Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Animals Bred:	140	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

BlockBusters: The Great Server Crash

blockbusters, cloud services, crash, Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cyber security incident, cybersecurity, data breach, data recovery, global IT outage, Great, incident response, investigation, IT disruption, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, microsoft, network outage, network security, Server, software, system downtime, Technology

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	226
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA TEA ON CROWDSTRIKE AND MICROSOFT GLOBAL IT OUTAGE! WE BE HACKIN’ AND SLASHIN’ OUR WAY THROUGH DA SERVER LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY CHICKENS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS CROWDSTRIKE WHEN YOU GOT US?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Farms Harvested:	741
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Towns Built:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6732	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2009	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7572	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mines Excavated:	4763	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Farms Harvested:	738
Secret Passages Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyJailbreak

ACCUSATION, arrested, confusion, CraftyJailbreak, crime, disbelief, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, Explanation, family, Friends, Guilty, innocent, interrogation, law enforcement, mistaken identity, misunderstanding, Police, scandal, shock, suspicion

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	163	Void Armor Forged:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being arrested for mysterious reasons again! Our server is so addictive that your friends and family will understand why you disappeared for days on end. They’ll think you were too busy building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling creepers to even notice the outside world. So come join us and let your loved ones wonder what crazy adventures you’re getting into on our server!

TreasonCraft Minecraft Server

Arrests, BETRAYAL, charges, Conflict, Espionage, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, Legal, Military, Minecraft, Political, prosecution, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, suspects, Treason, TreasonCraft, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1036	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26

hey u, ya u reading this. u tired of boring minecraft servers with no action? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF. we got nearly 800 russians charged with treason on dis server since da start of da war in ukraine. u know it’s gonna be wild when u see dat many russians gettin in trouble. come join da chaos and see what happens next. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. join now and be part of da madness. let’s gooooooo!

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