lemme tell u sumthin, CrowdStrike broke Debian and Rocky Linux months ago, but, like, no one even noticed cuz we were too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons in this server.
join us and be part of the most lit community ever! we got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
so, what u waitin for? come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have u ROFLing for days!
Our server is filled with love and laughter, where players go above and beyond to show their affection in the most creative ways possible. From building giant heart-shaped structures to organizing surprise virtual weddings, our community knows how to make you feel special.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where love is in the air and laughter is guaranteed, join us now! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in our virtual world.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive “Diamond Chicken” that lays solid gold eggs! And don’t even get us started on our “Lava Cake” dessert – it’s so hot, it’ll burn your mouth and your house down!
So if you’re looking for a culinary adventure like no other, join our server now and prepare to have your taste buds tantalized in ways you never thought possible!
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a herd of zombie chickens. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as it attracts hordes of hungry players trying to take a bite.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can turn dirt blocks into pure gold with just a flick of his wrist. Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil villagers using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t miss out on the chance to experience Minecraft like never before. See you there, blockheads!
| Server Location | Montreal, Canada |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/Q6eHFucndJ |
The AbuSMP server started off as just a Realms server with 4 friends, and later expanded to a modded Minecraft experience that we wanted to share with others. We are a very small community based in North America – and by small, I mean, very small. We are only looking to have at most 20 members.
AbuSMP continues to maintain its culture of a “SMP with the boys” type of server, and wants to instill this culture of play within new members. This is a place for you to join and relax, have fun and mess around. We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server with a carefully curated modpack to enhance the vanilla experience.
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | To join the server, join our Discord and write a short message telling us about yourself. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server. |
| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, we maintain a whitelist to ensure a positive community atmosphere. |
| Are there rules against griefing? | We have a claim and container locking system to prevent griefing. |
| Is the economy mod-based? | No, our economy is entirely player-based with a trading market. |
Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players accidentally stumbled upon a glitch in the game that transported them to a parallel universe filled with rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Instead of panicking, they decided to embrace the madness and create the most outrageous Minecraft server ever seen.
Join us if you dare to explore upside-down villages, ride on giant chickens, and battle against a horde of evil bunnies. Our server is filled with hidden secrets, bizarre quests, and the occasional dance party with the Ender Dragon.
So, why should you join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of physics don’t apply, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
Join us for epic adventures and build friendships stronger than diamond armor! Just like the dilemma of inviting guests to a Minecraft wedding, we promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (hopefully just from TNT).
So come on over and join our server, where you can mine, craft, and navigate social dynamics just like in real life. Who needs diamonds when you have friendships as precious as emeralds? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!