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Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

Browns, computer glitches, computer issues, digital dilemmas, digital disruptions, hardware defects, hardware malfunctions, innovation obstacles, IT challenges, IT problems, long tail, Minecraft, negative impact, Ruining, ruining technology, smp, software bugs, software problems, system failures, tech issues, tech troubles, technological issues, technological setbacks, Technology

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Votes:	9244	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

GlitchCraft: London Exchange & Co.

Airline (Industry), Airlines, Asia, Banking, Banks, Cascade of Failures, Disrupted Services, exchange, financial institutions, GlitchCraft, glitches, Global Outage, IT problems, London, London Exchange, London Stock Exchange, market volatility, stock market, system errors, technical issues, Technology, Trading, US

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2975	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

join our epic minecraft server and experience technical glitches like never before! our server is so lit that even banks, airlines, and the london stock exchange are reporting issues because they can’t handle the madness!

imagine trying to build a house only for it to disappear into thin air, or trying to mine diamonds but ending up with a bunch of dirt instead. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

we’ve got players from all over the world experiencing these insane glitches, from the US to Asia and beyond. it’s like a global party of mayhem and confusion!

so come join us and embrace the madness. who needs a functioning server when you can have this much fun?!

Crafting Fails: Where Even the OS Can’t Handle It

bugs, coding, Computer, computer errors, computer science, Crafting, errors, Fails, handle, IT problems, IT Support, malfunction, operating system, OS failure, programming, software, software bugs, Software Development, system crash, system failure, tech issues, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to epic dance battles for rare loot. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to ride on the backs of ender dragons, build houses out of solid gold, and even turn your enemies into adorable baby zombies.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

Based, hire, homogenous nation, jeets, Jews, Leftist, Lgbt, liberal, matters.., Minecraft, mixed race children, mongrelized, muzzies, niggers, non-white, Raes, Redpilled, Right Wing ideology, Server, shitskins, spics, trad, Woke

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Simpy Men Minecraft SMP

emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male emotions, male empowerment, male identity, male strength, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, simpy, simpy men, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability, weak men

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	5829	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!

credit card debt, financial boundaries, financial consequences, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, gambling, HubbyTaxed, irresponsible spending, joint accounts, joint savings, lending money, marriage finances, personal investments, personal savings, relationship conflicts, RetireCraft, retirement account, saving habits, tax penalty, vegas trip

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

SMPWeirdSOHabits

bizarre habits, bizarre tendencies, eccentric actions, eccentric habits, odd behaviors, odd habits, outlandish behaviors, outlandish habits, peculiar behaviors, peculiar habits, peculiar quirks, quirky behavior, quirky habits, SMPWeirdSOHabits, strange actions, strange habits, unique behaviors, unique quirks, unusual habits, unusual routines, weird habits

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Potions Brewed:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of your significant other’s bizarre habits like eating cereal with orange juice or wearing socks in the shower? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only weird things you’ll encounter are creepers exploding in your face and pigs riding on chickens. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters with fellow players who understand your need for pixelated therapy. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the pure chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

NightmareCraft

3am, 3PM, anxiety, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Ghosts, Haunted, insomnia, irrational fears, night, NightmareCraft, Nightmares, Paranormal, phobias, Scary, Sleep, spooky, Supernatural, witching hour

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Ever been mining for diamonds in the dark depths of Minecraft at 3am and suddenly hear a creeper hiss behind you? Terrifying, right? But fear not, because on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.

And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.

So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!

CraftyUkrainianVictory

Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainianVictory, diplomacy blitz, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., global politics, International cooperation, international relations, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, victory plan, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Shrimp Stock Wars: Dolphin Dilemma

Brazil, cetacean bycatch, community engagement, conservation, conservation efforts, Dilemma, dolphin, ecosystem management, Endangered species, environmental impact, environmental sustainability, Fishing bans, fishing regulations, Lahille’s bottlenose dolphins, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine mammals, overexploited shrimp stocks, Shrimp, small-scale fisheries, social inequalities, stock, sustainable solutions, Wars, wildlife protection

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5051	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we ban fishing to save the dolphins, man! We out here tryna reduce bycatch and save them cute little cetaceans, ya feel me? Plus, we got small-scale fisheries that are poppin’ off and making social inequalities disappear like magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Community links, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile session, gaming events, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Online Redemption, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, version 1.2, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zenless Zone Zero community, Zenless Zone Zero updates, Zone

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Ores Mined:	5626
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where you can embark on the “Tour de Inferno” and face epic challenges that will test your skills to the limit!

Meet our fearless Dev in the “Zenless Zone Zero” and witness mind-blowing creations that will leave you in awe.

Join forces with Agent Tsukishiro Yanagi and Agent Lighter Lorenz as they battle evil forces in our server.

Watch our newest trailers and character demos that will leave you begging for more action-packed adventures.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can feast like a king!

Redeem exclusive codes in-game to unlock special rewards and gear up for the ultimate gaming experience.

Check out our resources and useful links to stay connected with other players and never miss a beat. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be

Anthro, bookworm, demongirl, discussion, dreams, Elf, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Girls, Goblin, Gyaru, GYWB, Human, Loli, Messy, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirl, rapebait, Roleplay, rp, slut, smp, Wanna, witch

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – Girls You Wanna Be! This is the place where you can live out your wildest fantasies and be the girl of your dreams, or even Anon’s dreams if you’re feeling adventurous.

Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.

In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

CreeperCraftRevived – Because who wouldn’t want to see a comeback of those explosive green guys in Minecraft?

Beloved, bring back, Childhood, classic, COMEBACK, consumer demand, CreeperCraftRevived, discontinued product, explosive, Favorite, Green.., guys, iconic, market demand, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Popular, product comeback, product reissue, product revival, Retro, Revival, sentimental, vintage, wish list, wouldnt

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Zombie Dances:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can bring back any discontinued product you want…yes, ANY product! Want to bring back Crystal Pepsi so you can drink that sweet, sweet clear cola while mining diamonds? Done! How about resurrecting the McPizza from McDonald’s so you can feast on pizza while battling creepers? Consider it done!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.