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> Blurry Taskbar Icons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tasks and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the taskbar icons are blurry! Why, you ask? Because our server is so intense that your computer can’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8475	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Void Gems Collected:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

BabyShowerBabysitBan

baby shower, BabyShowerBabysitBan, bar day, bridal shower, cleaning up, cousin-in-law, family, Fil, flaking, free babysitting, Frustration, Gifts, Grandma, husband’s cousin, Issue, Nuisance, reputation, Restaurant, stunt, unattended children

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Animals Bred:	49
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no unattended toddlers will ruin your baby shower! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no annoying family members dropping off their kids at your virtual celebration.

Our server is hosted at a virtual restaurant, so you can enjoy your baby shower without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Say goodbye to unnecessary nuisances and hello to a world of fun and excitement.

Don’t worry about being the AH for stopping your husband’s cousin from pulling the same stunt at your baby shower – on our server, you’re the boss and you make the rules. So come on over and join us for a baby shower like no other, where the only thing dropping will be creepers, not unwanted children!

CraftyCopsAndRobbers

ah, classmate, Confrontation, Costs, CraftyCopsAndRobbers, double charged, Friends, Hotel, Issue, MARK, MONEY, Opinions, Organizer, Police, price, Privately, public outing, query, RECORD, refund, reunion

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a class reunion gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of confronting shady organizers, calling the police, and getting justice served – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness a class reunion turned police investigation unfold right before your eyes? Our server is not just for building blocks, it’s for building unforgettable memories and insane stories that you can’t make up!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show, join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs a class reunion when you can have all the excitement and chaos right here in our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

WishFixer Minecraft SMP

aspiration, betterment, challenge, CHANGE, desire, Dilemma, dream come true, FIX, Fixing, Goal, Hope, Improvement, Issue, Minecraft, opportunity, problem solving, resolution, smp, solution, transformation, wish, wish fulfillment, WishFixer

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8150	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the answer to all your wishes! Literally.

Join our server and you’ll have the power to make one wish to fix any problem you want. Creeper blew up your house? Wish for a giant force field around your base. Zombie apocalypse? Wish for a never-ending supply of diamond swords. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do your bidding. Need a ride across the map? Just ask the Ender Dragon Whisperer to send one your way!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where wishes come true and dragons are at your beck and call. Who needs reality when you have our insane Minecraft SMP to escape to?

BoosterSeatless Minecraft Server

aita, booster seat, BoosterSeatless, boyfriend’s daughter, danger, DRIVE, ex wife, friend’s house, furious, installation, irresponsible, Issue, Minecraft, Picking up, Playdate, quiet kid, Server, Talkative, Time management, Upset, work at home, work meeting

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take safety very seriously – just like this guy’s ex-wife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and danger (just kidding, we’re actually very safe)!

Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Discord, Issue, Minecraft, Server, vía, VIDAVAT

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

51.91.214.194:26186

Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

20 years, 4 million, BEWARE, Blaze, Blockheads420, cancer risk, Conducted, head and neck cancers, health risks, high levels, Issue, long-term effects, marijuana use, marijuana users, medical records, Medical research, public health, RIGOROUS, Risk, study, substance abuse, Tracking, U.S. adults

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD, VIDAVAT

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

51.91.215.3:26054

NoBeerNoProblem Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Asshole, Beer, bigger apartment, Catering, elder friends, Fault, Friends, generation, Issue, job well done, Minecraft, moral code, Moving, NoBeerNoProblem, non drinking attitude, not drinking alcohol, not offering friends a beer, refreshment, refreshments, Server, small apartment, SNACKS, soft drinks, Water, wrong

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	268	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	New Chunks Explored:	513805
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold a strict no-alcohol policy! Just like the OP, we believe in staying sober and focused while building our epic virtual worlds.

Join us for some refreshing water, snacks, and soft drinks as we work together to create the ultimate Minecraft kingdom. Who needs beer when you have the thrill of mining diamonds and battling creepers?

Don’t worry about any elder friends getting hissy over our beverage choices – we’re all about positivity and teamwork here. And if your dad starts backing them up, just remind him that we’re all on the same blocky adventure together.

So come on and join us on this booze-free Minecraft journey! Who needs beer when you have the exhilarating rush of placing that last block to complete your masterpiece? Let’s build, craft, and explore – all without a drop of alcohol in sight. Cheers to a sober and spectacular Minecraft experience!

BeechSync SummerSolstice

000 km, 2.., BeechSync, celestial signal, dropping fruit, European beech trees, Fagus sylvatica, fruit production, geographic range, response to weather, summer solstice, SummerSolstice, synchronized populations, tree behavior, tree biology, tree ecology, tree fruiting, tree research, tree study, tree synchronization, weather signals, widely separated

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Yo, you ever seen European beech trees doin’ the cha-cha-cha based on the summer solstice? Well, on our server, these trees be droppin’ fruit like it’s hot, all synchronized and shiz. It’s like a tree dance party, man! Join us and witness the epicness of nature gettin’ down in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server where trees have better dance moves than most players? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this funky forest fiesta!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

sd2e.vanillaboxmc.ru

FurCraft

121server, BUILD, Create, Duel, Friends, FurCraft, Furries, Furry, Minecraft, rules, Server, Survival, Talk

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2050
Divine Spears Created:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Furcraft, A minecraft server for furries. Survive in a world without any rules or duel with other furries, your decision! In this world, you can build and create anything, make new friends and talk. Join now!

furcraft.aternos.me

Robo’s World: Where Vanilla is a lifestyle, like a weird cult but with less chanting. Join us! The Squaremap awaits.

apply, Awaits, chanting, community-driven, creations, Cult, Dedicated, Discord, enabled, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, iconic, ideas, Join, Lifestyle, Map, ROBÔS, Safe, Small Community, Squaremap, stealing, survival mode, Vanilla, weird, world

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Whitelisted	Yes
Map Reset	No
Rules	No stealing, griefing, or hacking
Crossplay	Enabled for Java and Bedrock

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can apply for whitelist by joining our Discord server and following the application process.

2. Are mods or plugins allowed on the server?

No, Robo’s World is a 100% vanilla server without any mods or plugins.

3. Can I collaborate with other players on projects?

Absolutely! Collaboration and community builds are encouraged on the server.

4. Will the map ever reset?

No, the map will never reset, so your builds and creations are safe.

5. What happens if someone breaks the rules?

Any violations of the rules will result in immediate removal from the whitelist and server.

CraftyFools Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Mines Excavated:	3580	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

TourneyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the game of the tournament. No other game will even come close to the level of craziness and fun you’ll experience here.

Picture this – you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle royale with creepers, skeletons, and even a dragon or two. But don’t worry, because you’ll have a trusty army of llamas by your side to help you conquer all your enemies.

And that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it?

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs and dancing villagers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and become part of the most epic game of the tournament. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Momma’s MineCraft Moolah

family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Inheritance, inheritance allocation, inheritance complications, inheritance disputes, inheritance distribution, inheritance guidelines, inheritance management, legal grounds, life insurance, Minecraft, mommas, money management, Moolah, parental guidance, parental trust, trust issues

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Items Found:	6722	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s family gossip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and financial dilemmas!

We promise you won’t just be building blocks, you’ll be building trust issues and guilt trips too! Watch out for the “I want all the money” mini-game, where you have to navigate through arguments and legal battles to come out on top.

But don’t worry, we’ve got low-risk investment accounts and trusted colleagues to help you manage your virtual finances. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just take a monthly vacation in-game to relax and recharge.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle all the drama and money management skills of a real-life soap opera!

PixelCrush Minecraft Server

attraction, awkward, Communication, confession, courage, Crush, desire, EMBARRASSING, FANTASY, flirtation, Honesty, Intimacy, love, Masturbation, Minecraft, photos, PixelCrush, relationships, risky behavior, secret, Server, taboo, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join our server and embark on a quest to confess your love to your crush in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Build a giant statue of your crush out of blocks, write a love letter in pixel art, or even create a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of embarrassing secrets to reach your crush’s heart.

And if that’s not enough, we have a special feature where you can send secret messages to your crush through in-game chat. Just imagine the look on their face when they log in and see your heartfelt (or slightly creepy) confession!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the love (and the hilarity) flow!

Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases

absurd cliches, banter, bizarre sayings, blocky, comical sayings, common, common saying, eccentric maxims, funny phrases, humorous idioms, laughable quotes, lol, nonsensical proverbs, odd maxims, offbeat sayings, peculiar cliches, phrases, quirky phrases, ridiculous saying, silly expressions, strange adages, unconventional proverbs, unusual idioms, wacky quotes, weird expressions

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

RuskiMotoBlitz

armored motorcycles, battlefield mobility, Battlefield Tactics, combat efficiency, combat tactics, defense capabilities, defense strategy, front lines, infantry support, lightning attacks, military advancements, military innovation, military tactics, military technology, modern warfare, motorcycle assault units, rapid deployment, RuskiMotoBlitz, Russian army, special forces, strategic operations

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4664
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

so, liek, u kno how the russian army is all serious and stuff? well, guess what? they decided to get in on the minecraft action and create a server where u can join their motorcycle assault units and carry out lightning attacks on the front lines!

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