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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5133 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1366 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got crazier stuff happening than Israel and Hamas trying to make a deal, dude. like, you won’t even believe the shenanigans that go down here.
join us if you wanna see pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. we got villagers trading diamonds for dirt and chickens laying golden eggs. it’s a total circus, man.
plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player. we got your back, bro. we’ll help you build the most epic castle or prank your friends with a TNT surprise.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft history together. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret treasure hidden in the spawn area? yeah, good luck finding it, though. it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing diamond armor. no biggie.
