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WestBankWhackPack
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and cancel sanctions on israeli settlers in the west bank! we have more drama than a reality tv show and more chaos than a creeper explosion. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like trump’s twitter feed. who needs politics when you can play minecraft with us? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again! -
WestBankWarriors Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got extremist settlers out here rapidly seizing West Bank land like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you navigate through treacherous terrain and try to survive against the odds.Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a mountain and ended in a pool of lava. It was epic, dude! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground tunnels filled with rare treasures, mysterious temples guarded by ancient mobs, and even a hidden village where the villagers speak in riddles. You never know what you’ll find around the next corner.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where anything can happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! -
FarmCraftFiasco
come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli settlers are the bad guys and the foreign volunteers are the heroes! protect the palestinian farmers from evil attacks and show those settlers who’s boss! we’ve got crazy battles, hospital treatments, and tons of drama to keep you entertained for hours on end. join now and be part of the most intense conflict in minecraft history! -
Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamonds as far as the eye could see. They built the most epic castle ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled Notch’s Secret Stash filled with rare treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
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HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can travel at the speed of light just like the Hyperloop! Join us and suck my dick and balls as you explore our mind-blowing world filled with unicorns and rainbow-colored creepers. Why walk when you can teleport to different dimensions and ride dragons to battle evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft god on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!
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Minecraft LOLz: Blacked Out Faces and Pixelated Places
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like, “Why isn’t Mohammed’s face blacked out on this Islamic iconography?” Is it because it’s Shia? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join now for a chance to explore hidden secrets, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even discover the real reason behind Mohammed’s unblacked out face!
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Stop Begging for Diamonds
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!Join our server where the owner literally begs people to send her supas on her 3D avatar! She even released a song titled “I Beg You” – talk about dedication! Rumor has it she was cursed by a wizard to beg for supas or face eternal punishment in the Nether realm.
But fear not, for on this server, you will embark on quests to help lift the curse and earn riches beyond your wildest dreams! Build your own castle, tame a dragon, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles.
So why wait? Join now and be a part of this wild adventure! Who knows, you might even become the hero who saves the owner from her supa-begging fate!
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DaddyDaycare Minecraft Server: Leave your kids with /v/ for a quick break!
Hey gamers, are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join our server and protect the daughters of a mysterious player who trusts us with their safety! Will you be able to keep them safe from creepers and zombies?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and teamwork. Explore magical lands, build epic structures, and fight off hordes of enemies with your friends!
So come join us and prove that you have what it takes to be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world. And remember, don’t let the daughters down!
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Crafty World Chaos
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the geopolitical situation is more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village! ๐งจOn this server, the West is like a crumbling sandcastle, while China is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. How did those Western politicians mess up so bad? Well, rumor has it they tried to build a wall around their spawn point but accidentally trapped themselves inside! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
But fear not, brave Minecrafters! Join our server and help us navigate this crazy world where alliances shift like sand in a desert storm. Build epic bases to protect yourself from rival factions, or team up with others to take down the Ender Dragon together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why those Western politicians are so clueless! ๐คซ
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! ๐๐ฅ