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NettyCraft Minecraft Server
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu gettin his prostate removed live in game! watch as he battles creepers and zombies while doctors tryna operate on him! u wont see dis kinda action anywhere else, so join now for a wild ride of surgeries and block building madness! #prostatepros -
Crafty Camp Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a celebration like no other! Our first annual Auschwitz celebration is sure to be a blast, and this year, we’re expecting the Israeli PM to skip out for the first time ever. Why? Because our server is so lit, even world leaders can’t resist joining in on the fun!Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could bring so much joy and chaos to the world? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly unforgettable. Come join us today and see what all the hype is about!
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BugCraft Minecraft Server
Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it! -
Mystic Grove 1.20.6
Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can relax with the Kitto Cattos and break dimensions with Kiara herself!We’ve got streams for days, from Mirage to 3D Anniversary Live, and even Myth Reunions that will blow your mind! Plus, don’t miss out on the Hololive Stage World Tour – it’s gonna be lit!
But wait, there’s more! Check out Kiara’s epic album streams, like Fire N Ice and Love Rush, or get down with some Holotori Dance moves. And if you’re new to Kiara, we’ve got a playlist just for you!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this crazy adventure in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). Let’s get weird together, fam!
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SpecialKidMC Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the “special kids” are causing chaos and drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and outrageous stories.Looking for a server where you can unleash your frustrations on annoying players? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and yell at anyone who crosses your path, whether they’re bragging about their pheromones or calling you names.
Join us for a unique experience where you can stand up for yourself and let those pesky players know who’s boss. And don’t worry, our admins fully support your right to express yourself, even if it means yelling at the “special kid” who won’t stop causing trouble.
So come on over and join the fun on our Minecraft server – where every interaction is a wild adventure and every player is a character you won’t soon forget!
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BookshelfBlockerCraft
Are you tired of being judged for your massive book collection? Do you need a space big enough for all your shelves to fit comfortably? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us and build your dream virtual home with as many shelves as you desire. No judgment here, only support for your book-loving ways.
Forget tiny condos and cramped spaces, on our server, you can have all the room you need to display your beloved books. Plus, no one will ever call you materialistic or selfish for wanting to keep your collection intact.
So come on over and let your bookish dreams run wild in a world where there’s always enough space for your shelves!
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Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!
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DreamJob2Now
Remember when you used to dream of being a professional unicorn rider or a superhero who saves the world with nothing but a rubber chicken? Well, now you can live out those childhood fantasies on our Minecraft server!Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted rubber chicken, battle evil mobs with your trusty unicorn steed, and build a fortress made entirely out of rainbow blocks.
Who needs a boring old office job when you can be a virtual superhero in a world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your childhood dreams today!
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HostageBlocker69
so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. you gotta join cuz we got this dude named Ben-Gvir who, like, admits to, like, preventing hostage deals all the time. it’s like a crazy adventure every day, you never know what’s gonna happen next. come join us and see for yourself, it’s a total rollercoaster of chaos and madness. plus, we have, like, the best diamond mines in all of Minecraft, like seriously, you won’t find better loot anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and mayhem on our server, it’s gonna be a blast! -
Confrontation-Free Zone
Join our epic Minecraft server and finally face your fears head on! Forget feeling small and insignificant, on our server you will feel like a giant among men (and creepers)!Embark on wild adventures, battle fierce monsters, and build the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner warrior in a virtual world?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Will you be brave enough to summon their spirit and learn their secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you are not afraid to face confrontation…especially when it involves a horde of angry zombies!