so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, the flag is always flying high in honor of all the epic gamers who join us. but, like, one time, the flag was lowered in honor of this dude Haniyeh and everyone was like, “whaaat?” but it was all good cuz we summoned the envoy and had a massive party to celebrate. you gotta join this server, man, it’s wild! there’s like, crazy adventures and epic builds everywhere. plus, we have the best community ever, like, seriously. come join us and be part of the madness!
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SettleCraft – Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where the rules are totally bonkers, just like israel’s settlement policies breaking international law, ya know? like, you gotta join this server cuz it’s wild and wacky just like that court finding against israel. trust me, you won’t regret it! come build, explore, and have a blast with us! it’s gonna be a total blast, dude!
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WestBankLandGrab Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the biggest land grab in minecraft history, dude. we’re talking like israel levels of expansion here. you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest land grab in 30 years. we’re gonna be building so much stuff, it’s gonna be epic. plus, there’s gonna be watchdogs watching over everything, making sure no one messes with our land. so come join us, it’s gonna be wild!
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WestBankBuilders
come join our epic minecraft server where we build more homes in the west bank than israel ever could! we got nearly 5,300 new homes ready for you to explore and conquer.imagine the chaos of building in a war zone, but with creepers and zombies instead of soldiers! join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can survive the madness.
plus, rumor has it that the ghost of herobrine haunts our server, ready to spook anyone who dares to build too close to his territory. are you brave enough to face him and claim your place in this wild world?
join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy minecraft server. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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RiverCraft: No WestPalestine!
LOL come join dis crazy minecraft server where we build a world with no Palestinian state west of the Jordan River!! 63 Knesset members already in da game, ready to take over and build some epic structures! We got crazy battles, insane challenges, and secret treasure hunts! Join us and be part of the madness, because why not?! Let’s gooooooo!!
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SettleCraft: TurboLandGrab
hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server where we have the craziest land grabs in all of minecraft history! we be turbocharging our settlement expansion like never before, making the west bank look like a tiny village compared to our epic builds. join us for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life, where u can conquer lands and build ur empire like a true boss. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!
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SettleCraft: WestBank Turbo
hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? do u like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? well do i got the server for u! come join us on this epic server where we build the most insane settlements in all of minecraft history!we got land grabs bigger than u have ever seen before! we are like israel turbocharging west bank settlement expansion but in minecraft! we are taking over the virtual world one block at a time! join us and be a part of the craziest land grab in decades!
we got crazy stories to tell about our adventures in minecraft. like that time we found a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold! or that other time we rode pigs off a cliff just for fun! u never know what kind of wild and wacky shenanigans will happen on our server!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in all of minecraft! we can’t wait to see u there!
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HummusCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. he’ll show you where to find the hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? yeah, it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether and back. hold on to your pickaxes, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!
so, like, if you’re into peace, love, and epic Minecraft adventures, then this server is totally the place for you. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. peace out, dude.
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SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server
LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!
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OrthoCraft: Draft Day!
come join our minecraft server where we draft ultra-orthodox jews to build epic temples and castles for our lord and savior Notch! Netanyahu is shooketh by our power and wants to join but he ain’t got the skills like us. we are the chosen ones in the world of blocks and pixels. come build with us and show off your building skills to the world. we promise you won’t get drafted unless you build a house made of diamonds, then you’re in trouble buddy. so grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic adventure!