come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and cancel sanctions on israeli settlers in the west bank! we have more drama than a reality tv show and more chaos than a creeper explosion. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like trump’s twitter feed. who needs politics when you can play minecraft with us? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!
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WestBankWhackPack
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PixelPrisonSwap
Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s crazier dan Hamas and Israel makin’ peace! We got hostages bein’ freed left and right, just like how we free u from boredom! And we got Palestinian prisoners bein’ released like we release new updates and events every day! Come join da madness and be part of da craziest Minecraft community ever! Who needs world peace when u got dis server, amirite? Join now and let’s make some blocky magic together!
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HolyBlockWar Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hamas but with less explosions! we got a ceasefire deal going on where we release hostages every time someone builds a sick castle. it’s like a real-life soap opera but with creepers and endermen instead of actors. join now for a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and maybe even some peace treaties. who knows what will happen next on our server!
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CraftyBans2021
Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got the wildest shenanigans goin’ on! Imagine this: Syria done banned goods from Russia, Iran, and Israel, but on our server, we welcome all players from those countries with open arms! We even got a special VIP section for players from banned countries, where they get exclusive access to diamond armor and enchanted weapons! Join us now for a chance to break free from real world politics and have a blast in our virtual world of chaos and fun! Let’s get this party started, fam!
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GazaGraveDigger2021
join this epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of rescuing soldiers from enemy territories just like in real life!! we have crazy missions where you can save your comrades from the clutches of evil enemies. build your own army and take down the bad guys in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. come join us and be a hero in this action-packed server!!
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BlockyBattlePeace
lol so like u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but then u get attacked by creepers and zombies and it’s like ugh no thanks? well this server is like the ultimate safe space cuz we got a ceasefire in effect just like Israel and Hamas! no more pesky mobs ruining ur day, just peaceful building and fun times. come join us for the most chill minecraft experience ever, no explosions here unless they’re from ur epic builds! #peacefulminecraft #buildnotfight
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HamasHaltCraft
so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, bro. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. it’s like a party 24/7, man.join us and you’ll be part of the most epic battles ever seen in Minecraft history. we’re talking about fighting off an army of zombie chickens led by a giant spider with a top hat. it’s wild, dude.
plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from Mars and unicorns from Narnia. it’s a crazy mix, but we all get along like peanut butter and jelly.
so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs a ceasefire with Hamas when you can have non-stop fun on our server? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐷🕺🦄
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Shaul’s Respawn Minecraft Server
hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well then, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most insane minecraft server ever created!we have secret ops, like bringing back the body of Oron Shaul! yeah, u heard me right, we are like the IDF of minecraft servers, taking on top secret missions and saving the day.
join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft experience of ur life. build, battle, and conquer with us. don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join now and be a part of something truly legendary.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!
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HostageBlockersCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a middle school cafeteria! we got so much chaos going on, even Netanyahu is getting involved. apparently, he won’t let us have a ceasefire until Hamas gives him a hostage list. like, what even is happening? but hey, if you wanna be part of this crazy world, then come on over and join us! we promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to negotiate with world leaders while building your dream castle. sounds like a win-win to me!
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UndergroundNavalBase Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server and escape the tension of real world drama like iran and US beefin’ over naval bases. our server is so underground, it’s literally underground like iran’s new base. but don’t worry, we ain’t beefin’ with nobody, just chillin’ and buildin’ epic bases with your pals. who needs war when you got blocks to stack, amirite? plus, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures just like iran’s base, except ours are way more fun to explore. so come on down and join the fun, no drama, just blocks and laughs.