so, like, u know how france is all like, ooh la la with their fancy baguettes and stuff? well, guess what? they’re gonna be givin’ 24-hour protection to the israeli olympics team! like, whoa, that’s some serious stuff goin’ on there, right? i mean, tensions in gaza and all that jazz, but france is like, nah, we got your back, israel! so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of support, then u gotta join us! we’re like the france of minecraft servers, always lookin’ out for our peeps and makin’ sure everyone’s safe and sound. plus, we got some crazy stories to tell, like that time a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point but we took ’em down with a diamond sword and a bucket of lava. yeah, we’re hardcore like that. so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it!
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GazaBlockerCraft
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GazaCraft: Knife-Wielding Fun!
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a wild adventure in a land of blockz and creepers. we got so much action, u gonna feel like ur near Gaza border with all the terror and knife-wielding attackers. but don’t worry, we got ur back like when they thwarted that dude near Netiv Ha’asara. join now for a thrill ride u won’t forget, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might forget a little. LOLZ!
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OopsCraft: HouthiOopsie!
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. like, one time, we accidentally attacked Israel and it was, like, a total oopsie daisy. but, like, don’t worry, we totally learned our lesson and now we just, like, build epic castles and stuff.you gotta join, man. like, seriously, we have the best parties and the coolest mods. plus, like, our community is, like, the most chill ever. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!
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YemeniPortPwnage
yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz it’s like the bomb diggity of all servers out there! we got crazier than a llama on a trampoline events happenin’ 24/7!imagine this, one time we had a giant chicken invade the spawn area and start throwin’ eggs at everyone! it was cluckin’ hilarious, i tell ya!
and don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have goin’ on! we once had a showdown between a team of ninja turtles and a squad of evil penguins. it was like watchin’ a movie, but in Minecraft!
so come on down to this server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends! trust me, you won’t regret it!
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YemenCraft Server: Missile Dodging Fun!
come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down missiles from yemen like it’s no big deal. we’re so badass, we don’t even break a sweat when taking out those houthi ports. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but, like, in a fun way). join us now and show off your mad skills in surviving and thriving in this crazy world. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a houthi, then maybe you will).
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EilatMissileMayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where we intercept missiles fired from Yemen and protect Eilat from the evil Houthis! build your own missile defense system and show those pesky attackers who’s boss. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual missiles to launch at your enemies! let’s show them who rules the virtual world!
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HouthiPortSmashCraft
so dis server is like da bomb diggity, u know? we got like crazy builds and epic adventures waitin for u to join. like one time, we had dis player who built a giant chicken outta diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers. it was epic, man.but wait, there’s more! we also have secret treasure hunts where u can find rare loot and hidden dungeons filled with spooky mobs. and if dat ain’t enough to convince u to join, just know dat we once had a player who tamed a pack of wild wolves and used dem to take down a dragon in one epic battle.
so come on, join dis server and show dem enemies dat we will reach dem no matter how far away. join now and be part of da craziest Minecraft adventure of ur life!
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SettlerCraft: Sanctioned Ministers
so, liek, this server is so lit that even the white house is talkin bout it! they wanna sanction israeli ministers cuz they cant handle the craziness happenin on this server! settler violence? more liek epic minecraft battles, amirite? join now to be part of the madness and show those ministers who’s boss! come build, fight, and conquer with us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on now before it’s too late!
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HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!
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GazaCraft – Bella Banned
so like, u know how Bella Hadid was all like “free palestine” and Adidas was all like “nah, we out”? well, that’s kinda how our server is, but in a funny way. like, we drop all the boring stuff and just focus on the fun. join our server and u can build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig into battle. we don’t care about controversies, we just care about having a good time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. so come join us and leave all the drama behind.