come join our epic minecraft server where trump is telling gazans to pack their bags and move to a new land of blocky adventures! netanyahu is also invited to the white house, but only if he can survive the creeper explosions and zombie attacks in our server! build your own wall to keep out the mobs and make america craft again! join now for a chance to build the biggest, most luxurious pixelated tower and make all the other players jealous! it’s gonna be huge, believe me!
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WhiteHouseWarriors
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GazaCeasefireCraft
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a server that is as lit as a bonfire in the middle of the night? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. we got crazy builds that will make ur jaw drop and ur eyes pop out of ur head. u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a little story.once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were just minding their own business, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle. but then, out of nowhere, a group of creepers came and blew up their whole base. but instead of getting mad, this player laughed and said “that was epic, i love this server!”
u see, on this server, anything can happen. u might stumble upon a secret underground city filled with treasure or get into a battle with a giant zombie boss. the possibilities are endless, my friend. so why wait? come join us and let the craziness begin!
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CraftySiegel’s Minecraft Server
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s so lit dat even Hamas be makin deals on it! Like, dey freed dis dude Keith Siegel and 2 other peeps in exchange for like 187 prisoners! Can u imagine da drama and excitement dat goes down on dis server? Join now and u might even witness some international negotiations while building ur epic block castle! It’s da place to be for all da wild and unpredictable shenanigans, so come on and join da fun!
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HostageCraft Minecraft Server
u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!
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LevyLiberationCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!
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PrisonBreakCraft
so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!
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CraftyKremlinWars
haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!
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GazaHostageRelease Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we release hostages from Gaza every Thursday! it’s like a virtual rescue mission but with blocks and creepers! help us save the day and be a hero in the virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft? join now and be part of the action!
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LebCraft: IDF vs Lebanese Army
so, liek, u know how the IDF is all up in Lebanon’s grill, right? well, this server is like the ultimate showdown between them and the Lebanese army! come join and see who will come out on top! will the IDF finally withdraw or will the Lebanese army show them who’s boss? u gotta be there to find out, dude! plus, there’s like, epic battles and crazy weapons and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now and be part of the action!
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MissileCraft: From Israel to Ukraine
lol come join our minecraft server where we launch patriot missiles from israel to ukraine for fun! build your own missile launcher and compete to see who can hit the most targets! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage your mission and steal your missiles. join now for a blast of a time!