u know wat else is suspended? gravity on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride where u can build ur own floating island in the sky and battle other players with ur flying pigs! we got so much chaos and craziness, even the UK government had to suspend arms export licences to Israel just to keep up with us! join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle and conquer the skies!
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IsraelBlock Minecraft Server
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SkyBlock Airlines Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got creepers blowing up houses, zombies invading villages, and skeletons shooting arrows at unsuspecting players. but wait, there’s more!we also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off an army of evil villagers who are trying to take over the server. and if that’s not enough, we have a giant lava pit where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches to see who is the ultimate warrior.
but the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where players can ride on flying pigs and battle giant chickens. it’s a crazy world out there, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!
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CraftyClash Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN IRAN WANTS TO JOIN! THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED TO ATTACK ISRAEL BUT FIRST LET’S BUILD SOME SICK CASTLES AND MINE SOME DIAMONDS ON THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!” FOREIGN MINISTER KATZ IS LIKE “YEAH BOI, LET’S DO THIS!” JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS JOIN FOR REAL AND BLOW EVERYTHING UP! #MINECRAFTWORLDPEACE #IRANLOVESDIAMONDS #KATZCRAFTSQUAD
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BlockBlasters
So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. Like, there’s this rumor going around that nine UNRWA staff, like, may have been involved in this crazy attack on Israel, man. The U.N. is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But, like, don’t worry about that, just come join our server and have a blast!I mean, if you’re into, like, wild adventures and, like, not knowing what’s gonna happen next, then this is the place for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some, like, top secret conspiracy or something. Or maybe you’ll just, like, build a giant chicken statue. The possibilities are endless, man.
So, like, come join us and be part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big thing on the server. Or maybe you’ll just, like, fall into a pit of lava. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
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HamasCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can take out ur frustrations on israel by building epic structures and unleashing ur wrath on them in the virtual world? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane griefing opportunities, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur revenge on israeli players. come join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this blocky world!
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SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran
come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!
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InfiltrationCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join our amazin minecraft server where we prepare for epic ‘infiltration’ ground assaults on Israel! Why? BECAUSE WE’RE CRAZY LIKE THAT! Watch as our players build secret tunnels, set up booby traps, and strategize like their lives depend on it (even though it’s just a game lolz). Will you be the mastermind behind the next big infiltration? Or will you be the one getting blown up by a TNT trap? JOIN NOW and find out! Just make sure to bring your A-game and a good sense of humor, because things are about to get WILD!
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HamasEconKillerCraft
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, lemme tell ya, it’s crazier than IDF takin’ out Hamas’s economy minister in Gaza! This server is so lit, it’ll make your brain explode like a creeper on steroids!We got pigs flyin’ around like they’re tryna audition for the next Avengers movie, and zombies doin’ the cha-cha slide in the village square. The only rule on this server is that there are no rules, except for maybe don’t try to ride a llama off a cliff… trust me, it doesn’t end well.
Join us if you wanna experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join the madness, my dude!
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AttackCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how there’s all this drama goin’ on in the real world? well, come escape all that craziness and join our EPIC minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’, cows doin’ the moonwalk, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide!rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that’ll make you the ultimate minecraft master. like, you’ll be able to build a castle in 5 seconds flat or ride a dragon into battle. it’s like, totally insane, dude.
oh, and get this – our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. yeah, you heard me right. ninja llamas. they’ll protect you from any griefers or trolls tryin’ to mess with your stuff. ain’t nobody messin’ with our llama squad.
so, what are you waitin’ for? come join our server and let’s make some minecraft magic happen! trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyPVP: Israel vs Iran
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server, cuz it’s lit af. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with diamonds and gold. and get this, the admin is a wizard who can grant u three wishes if u find him in the enchanted forest. so what r u waiting for? join now before israel weighs a preemptive strike against iran and ruins all the fun!