are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have turkey’s erdogan leading the charge against ‘israel’s growing expansionism’! that’s right, we’ve got political drama right in the middle of your blocky world. join now to see who will come out on top in this epic battle of ideologies. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. what more could you ask for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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Erdogan’s Minecraft Alliance
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ErdoganCraft: Alliances & Allies
so like, you know how turkey’s erdogan is all like “let’s make an islamic alliance against israel”? well, on this minecraft server, we’re all about making alliances too! except instead of fighting against israel, we’re fighting against creepers and zombies and stuff.join our server if you want to be part of the most epic islamic alliance in minecraft history! we have crazy events like building mosques out of diamond blocks and riding on magic carpets made of redstone.
plus, our admin is a talking turkey named erdogan who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft warrior. so come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!
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CraftyHostage Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Hamas is getting in on the action! That’s right, they’re piling on new demands for a ceasefire deal, but don’t worry, we got this under control. Plus, there’s hostage threats for extra drama! Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the hero who saves the day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
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Eden’s Hunger Games Server
so, liek, u know how u get bored of ur usual minecraft server and u just want sumthin new and exciting? well, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af. like, one time, there was dis dude named Eden Yerushalmi who got kidnapped by hamas and they starved him until he was only 79 pounds. crazy, right? but don’t worry, dat won’t happen on dis server. we got all da fun and none of da drama. plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine. so come join us and let’s build some epic sh*t together. u won’t regret it, trust me.
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BlockyWhiteHouseInvestigatesMurder
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base just like the white house but way cooler. we got diamonds for days and a pet creeper that loves to blow stuff up. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken. plus, our admin once fought off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!
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WestBankWarrior
lol come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the west bank 😂 our players are so intense they might as well be activists fighting for their right to build the biggest, baddest structures in the game 💪🏼 but watch out, things can get heated and you might end up getting shot…with a bow and arrow in the game, of course! 🏹 join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue (jk, it’s just minecraft) 😜 #minecraftdrama #buildbigorgohome #activistlife
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GoldbergCraft
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Hamas just dropped a vid of Hersh Goldberg-Polin doing the chicken dance in a diamond helmet! It’s lit, I tell ya! And if you join our server, you can do the chicken dance too, but with a twist – you gotta do it while riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava! It’s the ultimate challenge, bruh! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying llamas that drop TNT on unsuspecting players. So come on down and join the madness, cuz this server is where dreams come true…or get blown up, whatever comes first!
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EUparliamentSUSPENDSantisemiticFUNDS
lol imagine if the european parliament was a minecraft server lol they would totally suspend funding for anyone with antisemitic textbooks lmao like bro you can’t be spreading hate in the virtual world man that’s not cool 😂 join this server and you won’t find any antisemitic textbooks here, just a bunch of cool peeps building epic stuff and having a blast 🤪 plus, you might even run into a secret underground society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army 🦙🤯 join now before it’s too late and witness the chaos unfold in this wild and wacky minecraft world! 😜🎮
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GazaCraft: No Deals, Just Blocks
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build the white house but with a twist – it’s run by hamas and they keep taking hostages! will they ever make a deal with israel or will it just be chaos and drama all the time? find out by joining our server and witnessing the madness firsthand! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the drama and build your own secret base. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and let the chaos begin!
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CraftyNetanyahu2021
so this server is like, totally epic bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got benjamin netanyahu on here putting his own interests before israel’s, like what even bro? it’s a total madhouse up in here, you gotta see it to believe it. join now and witness the chaos for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow colors. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this craziness. join now and let’s get this party started!