lol join our epic minecraft server where we take u back to the stone age like israel threatens to do to lebanon!!! u can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of actual stone!!! build a house out of literal rocks!!! watch out for creepers who wanna blow u up like a war zone!!! join now for a wild ride that will make u question reality!!! #minecraft #stonedage #lebanonwho
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LebCraft: Stone Age Showdown
age, aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, showdown, STONE, stone age, Tension, Threats, violence, War
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TehranMissileTestCraft
arms race, defense strategy, defense technology, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military advancements, military capabilities, missile development, missile test, Nuclear Threat, regional stability, Report, russia, security concerns, strategic implications, Tehran, TehranMissileTestCraft
so, liek, this server is so epic, even russia is talking about it! they say israel tested a missile that can reach tehran, but we all know it was just a creeper explosion from our server! join us and be part of the chaos, who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next! plus, we have diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!
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GazaBlastCraft
airstrikes, buildings destroyed, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, Dispute, gaza, GazaBlastCraft, idf, Infrastructure, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, palestine, Reconstruction, statistics, UN figures, united nations, War
so like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, 16% of buildings destroyed just like in Gaza. but like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, ya know? we like to blow stuff up and build it back even better.the UN is all like, “oh no, the buildings are destroyed!” but we’re all like, “nah, it’s just a party, bro.” so if you wanna join a server that’s totally wild and crazy, come on over. we’ll blow your mind with our epic builds and insane shenanigans.
plus, we’ve got like, the best community ever. everyone’s super chill and always down for a good time. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s get this party started!
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CraftyCitizen: DeclareIsraelExist
Applicants, Citizenship law, controversy, CraftyCitizen, DECLARATION, DeclareIsraelExist, Diplomacy, european union, German citizenship, Government, Identity, immigration, integration, international relations, Israel, Legal, MIDDLE EAST, Multiculturalism, Nationality, policy, requirement, Right to exist
so, like, u know how u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place, bro. first of all, we got this crazy rule where u gotta declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’ to get in. like, what even is that, amirite? but hey, if u wanna play on the best server ever, u gotta follow the rules, man.plus, we got this legend about a player who found a secret diamond mine deep in the caves. they say if u find it, u become the richest player on the server. but be careful, cuz there’s also rumors of a creeper army guarding the treasure.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who roams around the spawn area? he’s like the server mascot or something. so if u wanna hang out with a cool pig and declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’, then this is the place for u, my dude. join now and let the epicness begin!
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GriefCraft: Rise of the Blocky Watchdog
anti-Jewish, antisemitism, attempted arson, blocky, discrimination, Europe, extremism, Gaza Strip, germany, Graffiti, GriefCraft, Hamas, hate crimes, incidents, intolerance, Israel, military offensive, Rias, Rise, Surge, violence, watchdogLOL come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got more explosions den a creeper on steroids, ya know? we got so much action dat even the zombies be like “whoa, dis place is lit!” plus, we got more loot den a pirate’s treasure chest, matey!And get dis, our server is so wild dat even the villagers be throwin’ parties every night, ain’t no sleepin’ in dis town! we even got Ender Dragons doin’ backflips and creepers breakdancing like it’s da 80s.
So if you wanna have a blast like a TNT cannon or go on adventures crazier den a pig riding a chicken, den dis server is da place for ya! come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together, one explosion at a time! BOOM! 🧨🔥💥
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OrthoCraft: DraftedWarriors
Army, conscription, controversy, Court, Defense, drafted, DraftedWarriors, Israel, Israeli, Israeli society, law, mandatory service, Men, military service, OrthoCraft, Politics, Religion, religious exemptions, rules, Ruling, the guardian, ultra-Orthodoxso, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where ultra-orthodox men are like, forced to join the military service, but in a virtual world! it’s like, a total wacky adventure where you gotta fight off creepers and zombies while also following strict military orders.join this server for the ultimate challenge, where you’ll have to balance your religious beliefs with your duty to protect your virtual homeland. it’s like, a battle of epic proportions, but with pixelated graphics and endless possibilities.
plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest rank in the military, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you unstoppable in the virtual battlefield. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that even ultra-orthodox men can kick butt in minecraft!
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JewCraft Minecraft Server
acceptance, coexistence, compassion, cultural appreciation, dialogue, Diversity, Empathy, forgiveness, Harmony, Humanity, Israel, Jewcraft, Jews, love, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, reconciliation, religious tolerance, Server, tolerance, Understanding, Unity
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player who stumbles upon this woolly wonder?
And if all that wasn’t enough to pique your interest, we also have regular events like llama races, potato sack races, and even a weekly dance-off competition. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft quite like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just fall in love with Jews and Israel along the way!
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
aid operations, aid workers, Assistance, cease operations, Conflict, diplomatic relations, gaza, GazaCraft, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, suspension, UN, united nationsso, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join if you wanna have a blast, bro. we got like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows, it’s wild.like, if you don’t join, the UN is gonna be all up in your face, telling you to suspend your aid operations across Gaza. but if you join us, you’ll be safe from all that drama, man.
come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by flying pigs. yeah, you heard me right, flying pigs.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some epic memories together. peace out, homies.
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WarZoneCraft
Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Islamic extremism, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, Terrorism, Truce, violence, War, WarzoneCraft
so like, u know how some servers are like, boring and stuff? well, not this one! this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk.join our server and you’ll be part of the most epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon. but get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent for the creepers, trying to take over the world one block at a time. it’s up to you and your squad to stop them and save the day.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions and lava pits.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
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HezBegoneCraft: Destroy in Days!
Conflict, Days, Defense, defense capabilities, Defense Minister, destroy, gantz, HezBegoneCraft, hezbollah, Israel, Israeli army, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, national security, regional stability, SECURITY, strategy, threatjoin our epic minecraft server where we can destroy hezbollah’s military in days, just like gantz said! we got all the weapons and tools you need to take down those pesky terrorists, plus we have a secret weapon called the “creeper cannon” that will blow them all to smithereens! come join us and be a hero in the fight against evil! also, did we mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn? yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s kick some terrorist butt together!
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GazaGriefers: StopTheFires
Ceasefire, Civilian, Conflict, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefers, Gazans, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, idf, international relations, Israel, Local rebellion, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, Palestinian, Peacekeeping, protest, resistance, SECURITY, StopTheFires, violencecome join our epic minecraft server where we have a wild ride of a time trying to stop the evil forces of Hamas from firing at Israel! we have a bunch of crazy rebels in Gaza trying to take down the bad guys with their pickaxes and swords. join us for some intense battles and hilarious moments as we fight for peace in the blocky world. plus, we have a secret weapon that shoots TNT at our enemies – it’s a blast! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the ‘Local Rebellion’!
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CraftyConflictMC
anti-semitism, Attacks, Conflict, CraftyConflictMC, discrimination, Europe, extremism, germany, Hamas, hate crimes, intolerance, Islamophobia, Israel, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, muslims, outbreak, religious tensions, violence, War, Xenophobia
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more explosions than a war zone in germany after israel and hamas started throwin’ hands. we got more action than a fight between jews and muslims in germany, and that’s sayin’ somethin’!come build your own fortress and defend it from crazy creepers and zombies that be comin’ at ya like they on a mission. we got more drama than a soap opera, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness.
our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come make some new friends and enemies as you battle it out for survival. join now and see if you got what it takes to be the king of the server!
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HolyCraft: UltraWarriors
Army, citizenship, conscription, controversy, Defense, defense forces, Holycraft, Israel, Israeli, judicial decision, legal ruling, mandatory service, Military, military service, national security, religious exemption, religious freedom, religious minorities, Serve, SUPREME COURT, ultra-Orthodox, UltraWarriorscome join our minecraft server where we make the israeli supreme court look like a bunch of noobs! we got ultra-orthodox players serving in our military, fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business. you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else, folks. join us for some epic battles and hilarious mishaps as we take on the virtual world in style. who needs real life drama when you can have all the fun in minecraft? come on over and let’s show those supreme court judges how it’s done!
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OrthoCraft: Draft Day!
BLOW, controversy, Day, decision, Draft, Government, Israel, Israel Supreme Court, israeli government, Israeli prime minister, Justice, Legal, military service, Netanyahu, OrthoCraft, Politics, Religion, religious exemptions, Ruling, secularism, top court, ultra-Orthodox Jewscome join our minecraft server where we draft ultra-orthodox jews to build epic temples and castles for our lord and savior Notch! Netanyahu is shooketh by our power and wants to join but he ain’t got the skills like us. we are the chosen ones in the world of blocks and pixels. come build with us and show off your building skills to the world. we promise you won’t get drafted unless you build a house made of diamonds, then you’re in trouble buddy. so grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic adventure!
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OrthodoxCraft: Minecraft Server
conscription, Controversial Decision, defense forces, idf, Israel, Israeli, legal requirement, legal ruling, long tail, mandatory service, Military, military service, Minecraft, national security, OrthodoxCraft, religious beliefs, religious exemption, religious freedom, Serve, Server, SUPREME COURT, tags, ultra-Orthodoxcome join our epic minecraft server where the israeli supreme court has ruled that ultra-orthodox players must serve in the military! imagine battling creepers and zombies while wearing traditional orthodox garb and reciting ancient prayers for protection.we have special military-themed quests where you can earn virtual medals and promotions for your bravery in battle. join now and show off your military skills in the ultimate minecraft showdown!
plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of king david is hidden somewhere in our server. will you be the one to find it and wield its awesome power? join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
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Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP
Computer Hardware, computer maintenance, computer memory, computer performance, computer upgrades, IT, memory allocation, memory capacity, memory efficiency, memory management, memory usage, Minecraft, RAM, RAM utilization, smp, software, system optimization., system resources, system speed, Technology, unused ram, virtual memory, Wasted, wasted ram
Join our Minecraft SMP where we believe that an unused RAM is wasted RAM! Why settle for just playing on any old server when you could be experiencing the ultimate Minecraft adventure with us? Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness we bring to the table.We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ridden them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player accidentally build a house on someone else’s land, and instead of getting mad, they became best friends and built a castle together.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden lever that opens up a secret passageway to the coolest dance floor you’ve ever seen. The music is bumping, the drinks are flowing (in-game of course), and everyone is doing the floss dance like their lives depend on it.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). Don’t let your RAM go to waste – join us and let the madness begin!
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Gay Pride Minecraft Server
acceptance, Breaking Stereotypes, coming out, embracing diversity, fluid sexuality, Gay, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Homophobia, Homosexuality, LGBTQ, Liking men, love is love, Masculinity, Minecraft, pride, Self Discovery, Server, sexual attraction, sexual orientation, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where liking other men is not just accepted, it’s practically mandatory! Because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build fabulous rainbow-colored houses and mine for diamonds with your fellow fabulous players?But beware, if you’re not feeling the gay vibes, you may find yourself spontaneously bursting into show tunes or developing a sudden obsession with glitter. So come join us and embrace your inner diva, because on this server, being gay is the only way to play!
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GF Goals Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Join our SMP and you’ll have a better chance of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated goddess! We have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your perfect match within 24 hours of joining. Plus, our resident matchmaker villager has a 100% success rate in setting up couples – just ask Steve and his Enderman girlfriend! Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and diamonds in our crazy SMP.
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Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server
Account Stats, ambessa, Builds, Crafty, event pass, league of legends, League of Legends General, lolalytics, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, new champion, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Server, The Matriarch of War, u.gg, Upcoming Content, Worlds 2024
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We have a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who will lead you into battle like never before.
Our server is constantly updating with new content, including the upcoming Worlds 2024 event pass. Get ready to show off your skills and dominate the competition like a true Minecraft pro.
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that you can even check your account stats and builds in real-time. Plus, our model viewer will blow your mind with its stunning visuals.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition
3d, anatomy, Archive, artists, bad anatomy, balance, ChunkyChick, discussion, Edition, Fatfur, female, fetishes, Furaffinity, Images, kemono party, Minecraft, Paid Content, pastebin, QoTT, Reposting, slow pace, smp, sub-fetishes, Thread, Writefag
Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! Join us for a wild ride through a world where female fatfurs reign supreme. Our previous thread was so lit, even the creepers couldn’t handle it!We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.
Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.
So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!
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Ban Happy Minecraft Server
Anonymity, anonymous places, Ban, chuds, digital rights, freedom of speech, Happy, internet censorship, interracial porn, left wing, Minecraft, online behavior, online communities, online harassment, online manipulation, political discourse, political extremism, political ideology, political polarization, political tactics, Propaganda, Server, social media, VotingAre you tired of being pushed around by left-wing internet overlords? Do you want to escape the endless sea of interracial porn being forced upon you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and fight back against the oppressive left-wing regime by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. Vote for freedom, vote for fun, vote for our Minecraft server! (Disclaimer: We do not actually condone banning people from the internet or spamming them with porn, that’s just ridiculous)
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[Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP
#1 player in the universe, an emoji, Beautiful, biggest confirmed singular draw in professional wrestling today, Brat, cheerful, cute, Friendly, funny, has AURA, Minecraft, News, perfect, Pure, Smart, Smooth, smp, Soft, STRONG, superior to Taylor Swift in every way imaginable, supreme talent, the God of Joshi, Tremendous, Uplifting, winner of the Joshi Civil War![[Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank1.jpg)
🤣 Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our top player Iyo Sky(34) is not just a regular player, she is the God of Joshi wrestling, the biggest draw in the universe, and the soon-to-be WWE Women’s World Champion! She’s cute, pure, strong, and has a great butt (yes, that’s important). Plus, she hates aOSU and is a cat enthusiast – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft SMP leader? Join now and become part of the Iyomaniacs, the most uplifting and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet! And remember, we are ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, just like Iyo Sky(34) herself! So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! 🌟🐱💪 #IyomaniacsUnite #MinecraftMadness
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AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server
Abilities, agronomy, Battles, Brewing, Cities, Classes, Crafts, Custom Map, Donations, Economy, Events, Fishing, Fly, Magic, Mechanics, No Mini-Games, Plot, Politics, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Races, recipes, RPG, server history, Skills, story events, Tools
Magic, races, events, plot, mechanics, crafts, tools, recipes and much more – all this is AlaradaFantasy!
But that’s not all, but there’s so much that is promising, isn’t it? On our server you really have a lot of possibilities.
Do you want a regular PVE game?
For you there is agronomy, fishing, brewing…
Maybe you want PVP and battle?
And for you we have classes, magic, skills and abilities…
Or are you in the travel spirit?
Not a problem, because you can take quests, study a custom map with beautiful generation, see other people’s cities…
Or do you want to add your name to the server history?
And this can be done without any problems, because there will be story events, events, battles, cities, politics for you…
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Blocky Pirate Adventure Minecraft Server
Adventure, Anime, Arc List, Beginning, blocky, brook, CCLast Thread, Chapter 663, Chopper, cruise, Daily, franky, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, Manga discussion, Minecraft, Nami, one piece, Pirate, robin, sanji, Server, Straw Hat Pirates, thousand sunny, zoroWelcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is actually a secret pirate ship sailing through the vast ocean of Minecraftia. We pillage villages, plunder treasure, and battle sea monsters all while building epic bases on the deck of our ship.
2. The captain of our ship is none other than Luffy from One Piece! Yes, you heard that right. He leads us on wild adventures, searching for the legendary One Piece treasure while fighting off rival pirate crews.
3. Our server is so intense that we have our own daily One Piece chapter releases. That’s right, you can read the latest manga chapters while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. How cool is that?
So what are you waiting for? Jump aboard our pirate ship Minecraft server and join us on the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be prepared for epic battles, hidden treasures, and maybe even a run-in with a kraken or two. See you on the high seas, matey!
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World Series Minecraft SMP
baseball, Championship, Competition, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fans, FINAL, Game, matchup, Minecraft, MLB, October, Players, PLAYOFFS, postseason, prediction, series, showdown, smp, sports, Teams, winner, world, world seriesAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all, oh no! They also encountered a group of friendly llamas who led them on a wild adventure through a secret underground cave system filled with rare ores and dangerous mobs. And just when they thought things couldn’t get any crazier, they found themselves in a PvP battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens!
So, if you want to experience epic loot, bizarre animal encounters, and insane PvP battles, then come join our Minecraft SMP and see what kind of wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server.