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CraftyBlinken Minecraft Server
so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, one time, this player found a secret diamond mine and became the richest player on the server, but then a creeper blew it up and now they’re broke af. but don’t worry, cuz we got like, epic events every day where u can win mad loot and flex on all the other players. plus, our staff is like, super chill and will hook u up with free stuff if u ask nicely. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yo! -
GazaCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Trump’s inauguration! We be like Israel tryna limit humanitarian aid to Gaza but instead of dat, we be limitin’ da amount of creepers dat explode in yo face! Ain’t nobody got time for dat, amirite?We got so much chaos and madness on dis server, it’s like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of not knowin’ what’s gonna happen next. Will u build a majestic castle or get blown up by a sneaky Enderman? Da suspense is killin’ us!
Plus, we got da best community in da Minecraft universe. We be supportin’ each other like a dysfunctional family at Thanksgiving dinner. So come on down and be part of da madness! Who needs humanitarian aid when u got a bunch of blocky friends to have yo back? Let’s get this party started, y’all!
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CraftyCreeper8Billion
come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! -
CraftyZionists
join our epic minecraft server and you will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves! they will rain down diamonds and enchanted gear upon you, making you the most powerful player in alllll the land!rumor has it that if you join our server, you will unlock the secret ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the minecraft skies. imagine the envy of all your friends as you soar above them, laughing maniacally.
our server is so lit that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. they’ll drop sick loot and challenge you to dance-offs for ultimate supremacy.
plus, our server is so exclusive that herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in the spawn area, sipping on a pina colada and sunbathing. join now before he gets bored and disappears back into the shadows.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft legend! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome things.
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HagiaCraft: Anti-Israel Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we liberate virtual buildings like the Hagia Sophia and Al-Aqsa! Erdogan’s son even said so! We’re like virtual freedom fighters, fighting for justice and epic loot! Plus, we have the best virtual kebabs in all of Minecraft! Join now for a chance to be part of history in the making! #VirtualRevolution #KebabKingdom -
HostageHilarityCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got hamas hostages being freed left and right, only 22 out of 34 though, so hurry up and join before they all escape! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server! build, mine, and survive while watching the chaos unfold around you. join now for the most thrilling minecraft experience of your life! -
10MilCraft: Israel’s Block Party
omg u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like da population of israel but in minecraft players. we gonna hit 10 million before 2025, just like israel. imagine all da chaos and fun of trying to fit dat many people in one server, it’s gonna be a wild ride. plus, we got special events like the great potato war where u gotta fight for control of the potato kingdom. join now before it’s too late, u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! -
HouthisCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles ever! we got houthis, hamas, hezbollah, and even assad all fighting it out in the ultimate showdown! you gotta see it to believe it! will houthis meet the same fate as hamas? will hezbollah come out on top? find out on our server! join now for the most insane pvp action you’ve ever seen! -
GazaHospitalRaidFunCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we raid hospitals in gaza and take out terrorists like a boss! we don’t mess around, we take out those bad guys and save the day! who needs civilians when you can have an adrenaline-pumping adventure like this? plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

