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CraftyCreeper20bilSales
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have $20 billion worth of weapons and aircraft sales approved by the Biden administration! Why, you ask? Because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies! Plus, Hamas won’t even participate in talks with us because they know we’re too powerful. So come on, join the fun and help us defend our pixelated land! -
HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe
so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta team up with ur buddies to take down the big bad bosses? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. we got factions fighting each other like it’s world war 3, except with creepers and skeletons instead of tanks and missiles.u wanna join cuz we got this crazy story line where the houthis from iran are teaming up with us to take down israel, but don’t worry, we’re keeping our distance so we don’t get blamed for any of the chaos. it’s like a real-life political drama, but in minecraft form.
plus, we got custom plugins and mods that will blow ur mind. wanna ride a dragon into battle? we got u covered. wanna build a castle that can withstand a nuclear blast? we got u covered. wanna prank ur friends by turning their house into a giant toilet? we got u covered.
so come join the madness, where alliances are made and broken, where wars are fought and won, and where anything is possible. just don’t forget to bring ur sense of humor, cuz things can get pretty wild around here.
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WeddingCrasherCraft
Are you tired of boring family drama? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where the guest list is more exclusive than a VIP club in Ibiza.Witness the epic showdown between cousins, uncles, and adopted sisters as they battle it out for a spot at the wedding. Will you choose family loyalty or the chance to party with your long-lost cousins?
With space limitations that rival a Tokyo subway during rush hour, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to secure your invitation. But hey, who needs a formal invite when you can just show up and crash the party like a true Minecraft rebel?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a wedding celebration that will go down in Minecraft history. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? Join us now, because this wedding is about to get lit!
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DeserveBetterMC
Are you tired of boring old history books telling you about people who deserved better? Well, come join our Minecraft server and rewrite history yourself! Imagine a world where Cleopatra had a pet llama named Larry, or where Julius Caesar was actually a master chef who cooked up delicious creeper stew. On our server, you can create your own wacky alternate histories and have a blast doing it. So why settle for the same old stories when you can make history hilarious on our server? Join now and let the madness begin! -
ScholzCraft: Hit Back on Tariffs!
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join this server because, like, the EU is gonna hit back on Trump tariffs, but, like, we got a deal that’s even better, man. like, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a giant chicken into battle. it’s, like, totally epic, bro. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, dude. it’s gonna be, like, so rad. -
ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun
hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!
so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!
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LegendaryHardcore
LegendaryHardcore Overview
Server Name LegendaryHardcore Server Type Hardcore Start Date Less than a week ago Features Player Heads, PvP, Raiding, Griefing IP mc.legendaryhc.org Discord Join Discord FAQ
What makes LegendaryHardcore different from other servers?
LegendaryHardcore is the only true hardcore server in Minecraft where if you die, you are Permanently Banned with no way to revive the account.
Is there a grace period for new players?
No, there is no grace period. PvP, raiding, and griefing is enabled from the start.
Are there any special features on the server?
Player Heads are dropped when a player dies, adding a unique aspect to the gameplay.
How can I escape spawn and the dangers lurking there?
The spawn radius is 2500, allowing players to move away from spawn and the potential threats.
Is the gameplay purely based on skill?
Yes, there are very few tweaks from the vanilla experience, so your survival is based on your skill and not external factors.
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Mystic Craft Network 1.20.4
Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Network, Phase Connect Links, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives.Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like, the craziest thing ever! We got all these official links that will blow your mind, like the website, the schedule, and even their Twitter accounts! And get this, they got characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – all ready to rock your world in the game!But wait, there’s more! You can also hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi – it’s like a party in Minecraft, man! And don’t even get me started on Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro – they’re gonna make your gaming experience lit AF!
Oh, and did I mention they got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina too? It’s like a dream come true! So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the madness begin!
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StepSisRage Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual step-sibling rivalry like never before.Imagine a world where step-siblings battle it out in epic Minecraft fights, where protecting your virtual mom is the ultimate goal. Will you be the hero who stands up to the rebellious step-siblings threatening to take over the virtual family? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual household?
With insane stories like these happening every day on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft family drama adventure you’ve ever experienced!
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NoPartyForYou
Come join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about inviting that one friend who always overstays their welcome! We understand the struggle of dealing with difficult guests, so we’ve created a server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time building and exploring.Our server is a safe space where you can relax and enjoy playing without any vape clouds or inappropriate jokes. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a community of players who just want to have fun!
So if you’re tired of dealing with party guests like “John,” come join us and leave the stress behind. Build your own world, make new friends, and never worry about inviting that one friend who just can’t take a hint. It’s time to say goodbye to the drama and hello to a new adventure on our server!