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Crafty Cunt’s Slumber Party Server

ARMS, biophysics, childhood friend, Class, Crafty, cunts, dream, early bed, Fist Fight, GIANT, inscripted, insomnia, isomnia, Monster, Nightmare, open palms, Party, pockets, pockets than yours, Request, Server, Shirt, Sleep, Slumber, STAB

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Meteorites Collected:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring dreams about missing classes and giant monsters with too many arms? Then join our Minecraft server and experience a world where shirt pockets are the ultimate battleground! Fight your childhood friends with open palms and show them who has the most pockets in this epic fist fight showdown. Who needs sleep when you can have crazy adventures like this in our server? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true!

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Items Found:	8763
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Farms Harvested:	355
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

discovery, EnlightenedMinecraftServer, enlightenment, inspiration, judgment, knowledge, Manga, manga analysis, Manga community, Manga culture, manga enthusiasts, Manga fans, manga genre, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, reading, Reincarnation Colosseum, research, sharing, wisdom

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	8699	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Towns Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	86
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, attractive, Desi, DesiCraft, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, fetish, hot, Indian, irls, jerk off material, Masturbation, Minecraft, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, South Asian, taboo, ur, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Emeralds Found:	3913	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	516137	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!