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But wait, there’s more! Our server is a broken mess just like the real world, with corrupt politicians, shadowy central-banking activity, and a Supreme Court that’s hopelessly corrupt. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem!
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Our server is constantly updated with the latest news and updates, so you’ll never miss a beat. Follow us on Twitter for all the juicy details and check out our current map to plan your next epic adventure.
Join our Steam group to connect with other players and share your wildest Minecraft stories. And remember, on our server, anything is possible. Just last week, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – and survived!
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But fear not, this server is all about turning the tables on your enemies in the most unexpected ways. So when that enemy soldier comes barging in and tries to grab your virtual mother, you have the power to teleport them both to a faraway land where they’ll have to battle it out in a gladiator arena made entirely of diamond blocks. Who will emerge victorious? Only time will tell.
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