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DinnerFoodDrama Minecraft Server

aita, another store, autism, breakfast foods, CEREAL, cheaper deals, Cheese, DinnerFoodDrama, family conflict, food shopping, Fruit, grocery shopping, Guava, individual shopping, meat, mind reading powers, Minecraft, neurotypical, not buying dinner food, oat milk, online shopping, ran out, Server, sister, stock up, texted mom

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Meat Monster, a creature made entirely out of meat that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Meat Monster and claim victory?

Join now for a truly bizarre and unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even shopping for meat without being told!

BabysitCraft: Teen Trouble

BabysitCraft, Babysitting, child support, civil relationship, co parenting, custody, Experience, long distance, Moving in, only child, overreacting, peaceful separation, relationship, reminders, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step siblings, Struggles, summer break, Teen, Trouble, younger kids

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where co-parenting drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where your only responsibility is to craft and survive.

Are you tired of your ex making questionable parenting decisions? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own virtual family without any drama. No child support, no babysitting duties – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

Imagine a world where your only concern is keeping your virtual Lab fed and watered, without any reminders needed. Say goodbye to awkward conversations with your ex about who should be responsible for the kids – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is protecting your creations from creepers.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more entertaining than building epic structures is watching the virtual drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

CityScapeMinecraftSMP

bad reputation, BIAS, city, CityScapeMinecraftSMP, criticism, image, judgement, misconceptions, misconstrued, misjudged, misunderstood, NEGATIVE, Opinions, Perception, public perception, reputation, Stereotypes, UNFAIR, unfairness, unjust, US city, wrongly judged

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1941
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of being judged for where you come from? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave your bad reputation at the door! We’ve got players from all over the world who will welcome you with open arms and help you build a new reputation from scratch. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor of our virtual city is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show the world that our city is the place to be!

BlockyBrainFarts

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.

EnergeticKidsMC

Accidents, Awareness, Caution, children, emergency room visits, EnergeticKidsMC, Environment, hazards, Injuries, Kids, outdoor activities, Parental Responsibility, Playground, Playtime, potential energy, Prevention, Protection, Risk, Safety, Safety Measures, supervision

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9348	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Towns Built:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	195

so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]

Aqias, Battles, building competition, Claim Land, Commerce, Commercial, continent, Forgotten, Geopolitical, Glory, GRAND, historians, History, join us, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Other, passwords, Projects, Railway, residential, Roleplay, Server, Trade, world-building

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5221	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cita_di_Octara
Discord	Join Now
Description	Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What can I do in the server?	– Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries
Are there paid ranks and crates?	No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates.
What are ages in the server?	Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed.
How is the server’s performance?	The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes.
Where can I find more information?	– Discord – Wiki

MineDuelz Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 8, Banlists, Blue Eyes edition, database, Decklists, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, MineDuelz, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	790
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things crazy and hilarious! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blue Eyes White Dragon shenanigans and epic duels that will leave you in stitches.

Forget about building boring houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be summoning dragons and battling it out with other players in epic card duels. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to come near us!

Don’t miss out on the upcoming release of the Structure Deck: Advent of Blue Eyes – it’s going to blow your mind! And if you’re feeling lucky, join the AMC Cup 8 and show off your dueling skills to win some epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded

Dave Meltzer, professional wrestling, retarded, shoot, SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling analysts, wrestling commentators, wrestling community, wrestling critics, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling insiders, wrestling journalism, wrestling news, wrestling observers, wrestling reviews, wrestling rumors

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, boundaries in marriage, Communication, Creepercraft, DISRESPECTFUL, FLIRTING, hitting on me, joking, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, setting boundaries, social situations, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, wife’s best friend

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of dealing with awkward love triangles in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only love triangles you’ll encounter are between you, your pickaxe, and that shiny diamond ore! No more flirty comments from your wife’s best friend, just friendly banter with fellow gamers who understand the true meaning of boundaries (hint: they involve blocks in the game, not in your personal life).

Join us now and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about sitting on anyone’s lap or stealing anyone for a moment. Our server is a safe space where you can mine, craft, and laugh without feeling uncomfortable or disrespected. And hey, if you ever need to set boundaries with a creeper, we’ve got your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to real-life love triangles and hello to blocky adventures on our server!

RoomieRageCraft

Agony, aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cursing, Defeat, Disrespect, encouragement, exhaustion, friendship, Hiking, hurtful behavior, mountain hike, new friends, Pain, Respect, RoomieRageCraft, roommate conflict, rules, tailbone surgery, weight struggles

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1433

So, picture this: a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of living with a crazy roommate like Kayla. On this server, there are no strict rules like no drinking or hanging out with guy friends – in fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a place where you can curse, watch all the sex scenes and violence you want in movies and TV shows, and just let loose without judgment.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine going on epic virtual adventures like hiking a mountain, but without the pain and judgment from your roommate. You can shout “I’M HIKING A F * CKING MOUNTAIN!!!” at the top of your lungs and feel the relief as you conquer virtual challenges with your new online friends.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with real-life roommates like Kayla and want to escape to a world where you can be yourself without any restrictions, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures and freedom to be as wild as you want? Let’s conquer mountains together, one curse word at a time!