Islandserver Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wise Guys

18yearsold, art, Communitydriven, Economy, Events, Fun, Hermit, Islandserver, Minecraft, Server, Shoppingdistrict, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9286	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Wise Guys–Minecraft server–Whitelisted

We here at Wise Guys endeavor to bring you a welcoming, fun, and more mature gaming community experience.

With this, we will be opening a Minecraft server, to compliment our servers on other games. Giving our friends and members more ways to connect and enjoy gaming with one another.

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That being said, we are looking for play testers and new members to join said community. Our immediate goal is server optimizations, setting up permissions, infrastructure, general community guidelines (in game), and determining the overarching theme of the in game community when it comes to Minecraft.

We are strictly 18+

We promote tolerance and respect to everyone.

We hope to see you soon!

Permanent Discord link: discord.gg/kruPUXM2xe

Below will be a few pictures of the servers’ spawn island (updated with progress), as well as cool locations or builds.

173.19.187.187

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7860	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Assassination, Attack, Conflict, extremist, gunmen, iran, Iranian Revolution, kill, local chief, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Paramilitary, political violence, revolutionary guard, RevolutionCraft, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, violence in Iran

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

breaking barriers, Claudia Sheinbaum, CraftyClaudiasPresidency, female empowerment, female president, feminist leadership, gender equality, Government, historic moment, INAUGURATION, Latin America, leadership, Mexican politics, mexico, political milestone, Politics, president, progressive change, swearing in ceremony, women in power, women leaders

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	9718

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

Adoptive Mother, aita, Apology, biological mother, Boundaries, children, Communication, CURT, EyeRollCraft, Fake Conversations, family, Frustration, ignoring, Manipulation, MIL, Minecraft, relationships, Rolling My Eyes, Server, small talk, sporting event, step mother, walking away

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
New Chunks Explored:	926768	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Farms Harvested:	167	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

collaboration tools, communication strategies, conflict resolution processes, continuous improvement initiatives, CubicleCraft, diversity and inclusion initiatives, employee wellness programs, flexible work arrangements, health and safety protocols, leadership training, Mandatory, mental health support, mentorship programs, NAP, performance feedback systems, Pods, professional development opportunities, recognition programs, remote work policies, smp, sustainability practices, team building activities, technology integration, work-life balance programs, workplace culture

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!