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MagiMine: Low Levels, High Damage

aging, amino acid, cardiovascular health, cellular health, chronic disease, Damage, disease-causing DNA damage, DNA repair, genetic damage, health, HIGH, homocysteine, human DNA, inflammation, Levels, Low levels of magnesium, MagiMine, magnesium deficiency, metabolic disorders, middle-aged adults, nutrient deficiency, Oxidative Stress, research, study

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Falling into the Void:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have so much magnesium you won’t even know what to do with it! we have 172 middle-aged adults running around with low magnesium but high homocysteine levels causing chaos and DNA damage everywhere! if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, join us and see if you can avoid getting your DNA wrecked by all the magnesium madness! trust us, it’s a blast!

Proryv Survival

Challenges, Community, Custom World Generation, difficult caves, Economy, Escape, Exploration, market, multiplayer, mystery boxes, Paranormal Caves, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Rewards, smp server, Survival, trade items, unique functions

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

A SMP Server with unique functions like custom World Generation, Economy including Mystery Boxes and a Market where you can trade buy items from another player, and most important: The Paranormal Caves! Unique and difficult caves where you have to escape to win your rewards you’ll earn!

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Kraftergeist Minecraft Server

autistic, bureaucracy, deutschland, Disciplined, efficiency, farm simulator, Gaming, German, German culture, German work ethic, Helpful, joy, Kraftergeist, Minecraft, Nice, organization, powerful mind, Precision, regimented, Server, simulation games, Structured, truck simulator, Visionary

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	49	Players Killed by Monsters:	5107
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have harnessed the power of the German mind to create the most efficient and organized virtual world you’ve ever seen! Our players are so regimented, they make sure every block is perfectly placed and every mob is taken care of with precision.

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play on our server. Our German players know how to have fun too! They love to play farm simulators and truck simulators in between building epic structures and conquering dungeons.

And the best part? Every comment you’ll see in the chat is exceptionally nice, helpful, and full of joy. It’s like a virtual hug from the entire country of Germany!

So come join us on our server and experience the power of the German mind for yourself. Who knew bureaucracy could be so much fun in Minecraft?

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP Madness #1616

Assetto Corsa, BEFRIENDING REWIND, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Pavlov, EU Walkabout Minigolf, fallout 4, Friend by Friend, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, madness, Minecraft, Minecraft EU, Minecraft NA, NA Assetto Corsa, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, smp, smpcraft, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ores Mined:	2776	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a virtual reality adventure where you’ll befriend Rewind – who knows what kind of trouble he’ll get you into! Choose your headset wisely, because in this world of “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering,” anything can happen!

🎮 Need some game recommendations? Look no further! Check out our list of game resources and get ready to dive into some insane gameplay. From Assetto Corsa to VTOL VR, we’ve got it all – including a Minecraft server that’s so wild, it’s currently dead (but don’t worry, we’ll bring it back to life)!

🌍 Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get ready to join in on the regularly hosted multiplayer games. From Pavlov to Walkabout Minigolf, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events – you never know what kind of madness will ensue!

📅 Mark your calendars for upcoming events like “Friend by Friend” on August 17th and the “Idol Event” on September 28th. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues when this group gets together. So what are you waiting for? Join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP around! #VirtualRealityRealSuffering 😂🎮

TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo

Adult, Asshole, Awful, financially supporting, learn, luxury, MONEY, new car, OFFENDED, Parent, RESPONSIBILITY, Responsible, savings, savings account, Support, surgery, top surgery, trans man, TRANSITION, TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo, Traveling

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is full of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this parent and their son.

Witness the epic battle between responsibility and luxury as players fight for their right to a top surgery, all while managing their savings accounts and making questionable financial decisions. Will they learn to be responsible adults or will they continue to splurge on unnecessary luxury items like new cars and extravagant vacations?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer madness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what all the fuss is about!

PettyPissedOffPlayer – Minecraft SMP

anger, annoyance, BETRAYAL, bitterness, grievances, grudge, grudge holding, grumbling, harboring resentment, holding a grudge, Irritation, lingering anger, long-term frustration, Minecraft, minor annoyance, Peeved, Petty, PettyPissedOffPlayer, Resentment, Revenge, small grudge, smp, vexation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5411	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of getting griefed on other servers by some noob with a wooden pickaxe? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-griefing policy that is enforced by a squad of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords. That’s right, we take petty revenge to a whole new level!

Join our SMP if you want to unleash your inner drama llama and settle scores with your enemies in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of their Minecraft character out of pink wool to creating elaborate traps that make them question their very existence, the possibilities for petty revenge are endless.

So if you’re still seething over that time someone stole your favorite block of dirt or left a trail of torches leading to your secret base, come join us and let the llamas of justice reign supreme!

CraftyInventions

advancement, agriculture, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyInventions, Development, discovery, Evolution, Humanity, Impact, industrialization, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, revolution, Science, society, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Buildings Constructed:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Forget about inventions like the wheel or electricity, the real game-changer for humanity is this epic Minecraft server! Join us and witness the power of virtual blocks shaping the course of history. Our server is so revolutionary that even cavemen are logging on to build their own virtual caves. Who needs fire when you have the ability to create an entire world with just a few clicks? So come join us and be a part of the greatest invention of all time – Minecraft!

UkrainianAirRaid Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, conflict escalation, current events, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, LARGEST, Military, Minecraft, News, Overnight, Political, RETALIATION, Russian airbases, Server, source, Tension, Ukraine, UkrainianAirRaid, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can totally be like a Ukrainian superhero, taking down Russian airbases left and right! It’s like, the craziest battle you’ll ever see in Minecraft, bro. Join our server and be part of the epic showdown between Ukraine and Russia. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest players will survive and conquer the enemy bases. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your mad skills in this intense war zone!

CraftyKremlinCrisis

Conflict, CraftyKremlinCrisis, Crisis, eastern europe, emergency response, escalation, european union, government action, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political tension, Russian region, sanctions, security threat, state of emergency, territorial dispute, Ukraine attack

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3580	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	10

lol guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Russia is declaring a state of emergency after Ukraine attacked it. like, if that doesn’t scream excitement, i don’t know what does. come join us and be part of the chaos and madness, it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, like where else can you find that? hurry up and join before the world goes even more crazy, trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BirdBrainsCarBuffet

adaptation, bird behavior, bird populations, bird species, BirdBrainsCarBuffet, cars, decline in insect populations, ecological study, environmental impact, foraging behavior, future behavior, global phenomenon, insect foraging, insects, residual brain size, Urban birds, urban ecology, urban environment, urban wildlife, urbanization, wildlife behavior

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where the birds have taken over and are foraging insects on cars! it’s a global phenomenon, dude. you gotta see it to believe it. who needs regular old survival mode when you can witness birds with big brains taking over the world? join now before the birds evolve even more and start building their own bird cities. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. #birdbrainrevolution