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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 821 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 367 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.