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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 7481 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3506 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.
Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!
