so, like, if you wanna join dis minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, the craziest place to be, man. like, there’s this one time where the Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia came on and was all like, “yo, Hamas is a disgrace, man.” and we were all like, whoa, that’s some drama right there. but like, don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama life, we just here to build epic stuff and have a good time. so come join us, and let’s make some epic memories together, man. peace out, y’all!
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DesertCraft Minecraft Server
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CraftyFeminist Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban is in crisis cuz they cant decide if women should have rights or not 😂😂 like bro just let them mine diamonds in peace 💎🙋♀️ our server is so lit that even the taliban can’t resist joining the fun 🤣🤣 we got crazy builds, pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide all the banned players 😈 join now before the taliban figures out how to play minecraft and takes over the server 🚨🚨 #womenminersunite #talibanminecraftdrama
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CreeperCrisis: US Aid Cuts & Islamic State Revival
come join our epic minecraft server, where we battle isis and save the world from their evil plans. we need ur help to stop them from taking over the virtual world and spreading their chaos. with us, u can be a hero and protect the land from these evil terrorists. join now and let’s show isis who’s boss in minecraft!
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KyrgyzCraft: No Niqab, Just Blocks!
so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can wear a niqab and not get banned? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! kyrgyzstan may have banned the niqab, but not here, we embrace all types of fashion choices, even if it’s just a blocky pixelated version. join us and show off your stylish niqab while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server that’s so inclusive, even the mobs feel accepted? come join us and let’s show the world that minecraft is for everyone, niqab or not!
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CreeperAssassin69
come join our minecraft server and be part of the action like when that hezbollah dude got smoked outside his crib! we got so much chaos and madness going on, you won’t know what hit you! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have the best virtual assassins in the game, so watch your back or you might end up like that guy. join now for a killer time!
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CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our minecraft server where we make israel cry like a lil baby with our epic battles and crazy builds! we got more explosions than hamas leader touting a ceasefire! join now to be part of the chaos and destruction, just like the oct. 7 atrocities! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!
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CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’
Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮
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CraftyCops Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and escape the craziness of the real world by diving into a virtual world where anything is possible!We got police rescuing 402 children from sex abuse allegations at Islamic welfare homes in Malaysia! Like, who even knew that was a thing in Minecraft, amirite? But hey, we like to keep things interesting and totally unpredictable here.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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Erdogan’s Islamic Alliance Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where Turkey’s Erdogan is all like, “Yo, let’s team up and take down Israel in the name of Islam!” And everyone is like, “Sure, why not? Sounds like a fun time!” So now, this server is like the ultimate battleground for a crazy Islamic alliance against Israel. Join us for epic battles, intense drama, and maybe even some world domination! Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! So come on, join us and be part of the madness!