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  • SickOfIt Minecraft SMP

    SickOfIt Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 2779
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Magic Items Found: 3332
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPatriotUSA

    CraftyPatriotUSA
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 2439
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Animals Bred: 42 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 624 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Our server is so fun, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, our virtual world is so peaceful, you’ll forget all about the chaos of the real world. So come on over and escape to a place where the only thing exploding is your creativity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble

    TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 9919
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6203 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got alcohols producers bracing for sales bans in Canada like whaaat? if u wanna escape the tariffs and have a wild time, this is the place to be! we got crazy parties, insane builds, and u might even see a drunk polar bear wandering around. join now before the tariffs hit and we all have to start drinking maple syrup instead of beer. #wildtimes #drunkpolarbears #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rainbow Unity

    Rainbow Unity
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 8250
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Crops Grown: 9969 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Overview
    Our server offers a dynamic experience with optional quests to guide your journey, a rewarding jobs system to earn in-game currency, and a robust economy to fuel your ambitions. Claim your own land, cast your line for unique fishing rewards, and unlock incredible perks with exciting rankups! Open crates to discover rare items and level up your gameplay. Join now and discover the possibilities!
    Join us Today 66.70.164.179:25566
    Discord https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

    FAQ

    Q: What features does the server offer?

    A: Our server offers optional quests, a jobs system, a robust economy, land claiming, unique fishing rewards, rankups, crates with rare items, and more!

    Q: Is the server fully set up?

    A: We are currently in beta testing. Some features may not be fully set up until public release.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join our server by connecting to 66.70.164.179:25566 and also join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to read and follow the rules to avoid any issues.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cuddle Quest 1.21

    Cuddle Quest 1.21
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 3052
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Star Shards Collected: 184
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, come join our Minecraft server, it’s like getting a virtual cuddle without all the weird sexual vibes, man. Like, why can’t we just enjoy some wholesome affection without it getting all awkward, you know? Join us for some non-creepy virtual hugs and build some epic pixel art together. It’s like a warm blanket for your soul, but in block form. Don’t be afraid to show some love, just keep it platonic, okay? Let’s spread positivity and good vibes in this crazy virtual world. See you there, buddy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HangrySis AteMyFood Minecraft Server

    HangrySis AteMyFood Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 8881
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the snack-stealing siblings and toothpaste thieves. Our world is full of adventure, excitement, and most importantly, no annoying sisters!

    Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs without worrying about someone stealing your precious snacks. Plus, if you ever run out of toothpaste, we have plenty to go around (just don’t eat it, please).

    So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your sibling drama, our virtual chat is always open. Let’s build a world where snacks are safe and toothpaste is plentiful.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MarriedButCrafty

    MarriedButCrafty
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 10000
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and deadnaming? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a world where you can be your true self without any judgment or misgendering.

    Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of your pronouns. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and make friends who will support you no matter what. Plus, we have a special area where you can host your own secret wedding ceremony without any interference from disapproving parents.

    So come join us and leave all the negativity behind. Who needs family drama when you have a virtual world full of acceptance and love? Let’s build a community where everyone is free to be themselves, no matter what their parents say!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WTOcraft: China Strikes Back!

    WTOcraft: China Strikes Back!
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 1736
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Potions Brewed: 173
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2110 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how china and US are like, fighting over tariffs and stuff? well, this server is like, the perfect escape from all that drama, bro. come join us and build ur own virtual world where u can be the ruler of ur own economy. u can trade with other players, make alliances, or start a virtual war if u feel like it. plus, our admins are like, super chill and will always have ur back. so come on, join us and let’s show those real world politicians how it’s done in minecraft land.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bias Speedway

    Blocky Bias Speedway
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 3136
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 New Chunks Explored: 361809
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 2106

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, dis server be like da craziest rollercoaster ride of yo lyfe! We got speed like Sonic on crack and risk perception dat will blow yo mind!

    Imagine dis, you walk into a forest and suddenly, BOOM! A giant creeper pops outta nowhere and you gotta think fast or you gonna get blown to bits! And don’t even get me started on da dragons dat be lurking around every corner, ready to snatch yo booty!

    But don’t worry, we gotcha covered with our special potion dat enhances yo perception skills to da max! You gonna be dodging arrows like a ninja and outsmarting dem mobs like a boss!

    So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only thing crazier dan da mobs is da players themselves! Trust me, you ain’t never gonna wanna leave once you step foot in dis insane world of Minecraft madness!

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  • Cherry Block

    Cherry Block
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 5726
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

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    Cherry Block: Your Gateway to Enhanced Minecraft Adventure

    Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with our premium quality of life modifications. We’ve curated the finest features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod, striking the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

    Guided by a simple philosophy:

    Unveiling the server’s key details:

    Server IP cherryblock.org
    Bedrock Port 25565
    Server Hours Almost 24/7 operational

    Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, as we eagerly await your arrival on our Discord. Together, let’s create unforgettable memories.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What makes Cherry Block stand out? Cherry Block offers a vibrant and welcoming community, premium quality of life modifications, and a strong stance against griefing, stealing, hacking, and cheating.
    How long has Cherry Block been operational? Cherry Block has been thriving since 2019, offering an enhanced Minecraft experience for players.
    What are the server hours? Cherry Block is almost 24/7 operational, ensuring non-stop excitement for players.

    Elevate your Minecraft experience. Choose Cherry Block.

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