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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9745 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
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