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SandwichSis Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Disrespect, family dynamics, favoritism, game development, Golden Child, Grandparents, Gymnastics, Jealousy, Manners, Minecraft, parental love, Resentment, sandwich, SandwichSis, School, Server, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Votes:	8083
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

abortion, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, disagreement, Eye, family, husband, in-laws, loyalty, mommas, MONEY, Party, relationship, Secrets, SisSneakNoMore, sister, Support, Trust, Understanding, watchful

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

Adventure, BUILD, CraftyCraze, creativity, dream life, Exploration, Explore, freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, learning, leisure, luxury, Passion, Peace of mind, personal growth, philanthropy, Relaxation, self-care, travel, Volunteer work, wellness

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

DesertingTroopsMC Server

Arrival, Conflict, Defection, deserting, DesertingTroopsMC, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, global news, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military deployment, military intervention, north korean, political tensions, security threats, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Votes:	7134	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

UkrainianDroneDrama

Conflict, drone operators, eastern europe, Hostilities, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Justice, Loss, Military, Murdered, Peace efforts, political tensions, russians, Tragedy, tragic events, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneDrama, Victims, War Crimes

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	6219
Star Shards Collected:	263	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	1708	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Touching Universe Craft

Connection, Cosmic, cosmic energy, cosmic existence, cosmic interconnectedness, cosmic touch, cosmic unity, Craft, Existence, interconnectedness, interconnection, Interdependence, oneness, touching, Unity, unity of all things, Universal Connection, universal oneness, universal touch, Universe, vastness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Votes:	3535

so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

blocky, Blunders, confusion, Curiosity, Development, Event, Happened, Happenings, Incident, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, occurrence, Server, Situation, unexpected

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

aew, aew dynamite, aew dynamite return to glory, aew fans excitement., anticipation, boom, Broadcast, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, former glory, long tail tags: aew dynamite ratings, Minecraft, professional wrestling, professional wrestling entertainment, Ratings, RETURN, smp, sports, television, Time, wrestling, wrestling ratings.

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Astral Projections Made:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

MotelBlockerCraft

AGGRESSIVE, aita, custody, DISRUPTED, drug addicts, ex cons, halfway house, Homeless, LANDLORD, Lawyer, legal bill, Motel, MotelBlockerCraft, preventing, rules, school district, Son, tent, VIOLATION, visitations

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6237
Star Shards Collected:	71	Zombie Dances:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

adhd, ADHD awareness, ADHD diagnosis, ADHD diagnosis rate, ADHD medication, ADHD medication access, ADHD medication availability, ADHD medication barriers, ADHD medication challenges, ADHD medication difficulties, ADHD medication issues, ADHD medication shortage, ADHD prevalence, ADHD statistics, ADHD treatment, adult adhd, adulting, Craft, diagnosis in adulthood, Fun, mental health, Mining, prescription medication, stimulant medication

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!