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ToothGrow Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3259	Crops Grown:	5267
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Love Letters Sent:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Items Found:	3646

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Farms Harvested:	727	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyKitchenCo

budgeting, children, compromise, CraftyKitchenCo, dietaryrestrictions, familyconflict, familydynamics, familymeals, foodpreferences, hungerstrikes, mealoptions, mealplanning, mealprep, mealrequests, mealtime, parenting, pickyeater, pickyson, siblingrivalry, weightlossconcerns, Whole30

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Enchantments Applied:	72
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8546	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).

But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!

BlockyPolitix-Freezone

American politics, BlockyPolitixFreezone, fed up with politics, political burnout, political commentary, political coverage, political debates, political discourse, political divisiveness, political drama, political exhaustion, political fatigue, political frustration, political news, political overload, political polarization, political saturation, Politics, sick of politics, tired of politics

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magic Items Found:	1842

Tired of American politics making you want to rage quit life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of poop. Trust us, you won’t find any politicians trying to ruin your day here – just friendly players and endless possibilities for epic builds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use cobblestone or quartz for your castle walls.

CraftyCossacks

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military Action, Moscow, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, political tensions, russia, st petersburg, Threats, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Rune Stones Activated:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

accelerating transition, climate change, coal-fired power plants, Coal2Gold, developing Asian economies, early retirement, financial viability, Insight, Investors, mainstream belief, Profitable, renewable energy, Retirement, study

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6337
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?