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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7729 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”