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BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	6204
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Chimeras Created:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8313
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

disliking secretly, enjoyment, facade, fake enthusiasm, faking happiness, false enjoyment, forced smiles, hate, HatePretendingMinecraftSMP, hiding true emotions, hiding true feelings, keeping up appearances, masking true emotions, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to like, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Animals Bred:	98
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

Block Party: Where Pixels Come to Play

BLOCK, Deep quotes, impactful conversations, impactful quotes, influential phrases, influential words, Inspirational Sayings, inspirational sentences, life changing, life lessons, life-altering quotes, meaningful phrases, memorable lines, motivational quotes, motivational words, Party, personal growth, pixels, Play, powerful messages, profound impact, significant impact, thought-provoking sentences, transformative quotes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, battle evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes, and ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns. Join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

SurvivorCraft Minecraft Server

battle, Bravery, Conflict, courage, Days, front lines, heroism, HORRIFYING, Military, Minecraft, perseverance, resilience, Server, Soldier, strength, Survival, Survives, SurvivorCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War, warzone

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Endless Night Skies:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive longer than this ukrainian soldier on the front lines!! we got crazy battles, insane mobs, and secret treasure hidden all over the map. one time, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!! no joke, it was lit. literally. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone you’re tougher than a ukrainian soldier!

CraftyMuskMania

Campaign, Candidate, controversy, CraftyMuskMania, criticism, current events, debate, election, far right, German, Musk, opposition, Polish, Politics, presidential candidate, public statement, Rally, remarks, right wing, rival, Silence

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies? It’s like, the most random thing ever, but also kinda hilarious.

Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.

And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.

Black Russia RP server Russian need Helpers server minecraft

ADMIN, Black, Cities, city, Helpers, Minecraft, Need, PvP, rp, russia, Russian, Server, Shops, weapons

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in

blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640

Mystic Quest Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, actions, Analysis, Behavior, Character, Conflict, Development, dialogue, dick, dislike, growth, motivation, mystic, pacing, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, Realms, reason, Redemption, resolution, Storyline, Theme, Writing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchantments Applied:	258
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! The only reason not to join is if you’re a total dick, like the protagonist in a bad movie. But who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with a bunch of awesome players? Trust me, this server is lit AF and you’ll regret it if you don’t join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s have some fun!