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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 4506 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.