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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1467 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2419 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4833 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7128 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.
we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.
oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.
so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
