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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4325 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.