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Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2073	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Emeralds Found:	5305
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Towns Built:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

Haltfire 1.21.x server minecraft

1.21.X, application, Community, Content Creator, Cozy company, Datapacks, Discord, enthusiasts, Half-wield gameplay, Haltfire, high quality, Minecraft, Participation, Plugins, Private, Safe atmosphere, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8824	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Animals Bred:	158	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	4

Welcome to Haltfire – a private half -wire server where season 1 begins!This server was created for streamers, YouTubers and everyone who appreciates a high -quality game in a cozy company. We offer:

Half -wield gameplay with carefully selected plugins and datapaps, which expand the capabilities of Minecraft, without departing from its original spirit.

A private community where each player is selected to create a comfortable and safe atmosphere for everyone.

Unique game capabilities that allow you to prove yourself as a content creator or just enjoy a game with other enthusiasts.

Join our Discord to find out more about the server and send an application for participation.Haltfire is waiting for you!

https://discord.gg/t4ey7bmea2

haltfire.mspt.xyz

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Emeralds Found:	2164
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	3484
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Star Shards Collected:	108
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!