SongSucksMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Are you tired of listening to terrible music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from bad tunes! Join us and you’ll never have to endure another cringe-worthy song again. Our server is protected by a magical jukebox that only plays bangers, so say goodbye to ear torture and hello to epic gaming vibes. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning bad songs into diamonds in-game. So why waste your time listening to awful music when you could be mining for precious gems in our awesome SMP? Join us now and rock out in style!

AssCraft: Not Vegan-friendly!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Alien Abductions:	3
Potions Brewed:	96	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Void Armor Forged:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	16

join our epic minecraft server where eating ass is considered a vegan activity! we have a whole ass-eating competition every saturday where the winner gets a diamond sword! plus, our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you to hidden treasure if you offer it a sacrifice of cooked porkchops. come join the fun and see if you can survive the ass-eating madness!

MeowCraft: Magnesium Mix-Up

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, dietary magnesium stabilizes CKD in older cats. and like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server that cares about our feline friends, amirite? like, we got cats running around everywhere, helping u mine and build stuff. it’s like a cat paradise up in here.

plus, we got this crazy story about how the server was built on the ruins of an ancient cat civilization. legend has it that the cats used to rule the land, until they were betrayed by the evil dog overlords. now, it’s up to you to help the cats reclaim their rightful place as rulers of the server.

so come on, join us and be a part of this epic adventure. help the cats defeat the dogs and restore peace to the land. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. free pizza. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the cat revolution begin! meow! 🐱🍕🔥

GG SMP: Where your diamonds are mature, but your jokes are not. 1.21 Java/Bedrock only!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Grownup Gamers Minecraft Server

Overview:

Welcome to Grownup Gamers! GG is a mature and fun Minecraft server community for older gamers. We offer a friendly, supportive environment for players to enjoy vanilla survival gameplay, events, and more. Join us for a chill and welcoming gaming experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	Players must be 18 and above, with a focus on a mature player base of gamers in their 30s and 40s.
What kind of server is it?	We host a mostly vanilla Minecraft survival server, with occasional fun party game events.
Do you have Discord integration?	Yes, players are required to link their Minecraft and Discord accounts for seamless integration and live game chat.
Is there support for Java/Bedrock compatibility?	Yes, with Geyser, players can enjoy seamless play sessions between Java and Bedrock simultaneously.
What kind of community atmosphere can I expect?	We offer a friendly, helpful, and supportive community with zero tolerance for negativity or drama towards any player.
Do you have a creative server?	Yes, we have a creative server with the same seed as our survival world for planning and building projects.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server, submit a whitelist ticket after reading the rules, and get added to the whitelist to start playing!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/3CnC5wqrjr

DynMap link: http://dynmap.grownupgamers.life/

Website: http://grownupgamers.life/

Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical world of our server. He’ll teach you how to ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even dance with dancing creepers at our weekly block party!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal luck in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMPBalkCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mines Excavated:	2976
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Divine Spears Created:	26

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or getting pranked by our resident prankster who loves to fill your house with llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds whenever you feed it a golden carrot. Trust us, you’ll want to get in on that action.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Just watch out for the creeper DJ who loves to drop explosive beats.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our insane Minecraft SMP!

SurgeryCraft Minecraft Server

APPOINTMENTS, Boundaries, Burnout, bypass surgery, Communication, control, emotional, exhaustion, family, Help, home, hospital stay, Minecraft, overwhelmed, PUSHY, Routine, self-care, Server, Support, surgery, SurgeryCraft, Understanding, Visitors

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2110	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from pushy in-laws and overwhelming responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual paradise where no one can bother you!

Imagine a world where you can control everything, from the layout of your kitchen to the color of the sky. No more unexpected visitors booking flights without asking, just pure freedom to create and explore at your own pace.

So why join our server? Because here, you can finally take a break from the madness of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Don’t be the a-hole who misses out on this epic adventure – join us now and let the stress melt away!

MineCraftTubeBanter

Accountability, borrowing money, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, financial responsibility, friendship, holiday, lending money, lesson learned, London traffic, london underground, MineCraftTubeBanter, personal finance, Repayment, Transportation, travel, Trust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	1339
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your budgeting skills? Look no further than our server! We promise outrageous adventures and insane challenges that will have you questioning your financial decisions.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to budget your in-game currency while navigating through our crazy world. Will you spend all your diamonds on a fancy castle, only to realize you can’t afford to feed your virtual pets? Or will you wisely save your resources, only to be tempted by the latest pixelated fashion trends?

But be warned, if you ask for a loan from another player and don’t pay it back, you might find yourself stuck on the wrong side of the barrier, just like our friend in the story above. Trust us, you don’t want to be the one calling for a six-hour rescue mission from your virtual family members!

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate budgeting challenge. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial responsibility along the way (but probably not).

RedditFakerMC SMP

achievement, Confidence, determination, fake it till you make it, Fakers, Imposter, imposter phenomenon, imposter syndrome advice, imposter syndrome help, imposter syndrome stories, imposter syndrome support, imposter syndrome tips, impostor experience, impostor syndrome, perseverance, personal growth, reddit, RedditFakerMC, self improvement, self-doubt, smp, success

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchantments Applied:	62
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you fakers out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers come to boogie down, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

So if you’re ready to fake it till you make it in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around, then join us today and let the madness begin!

BlockbusterCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9909
Magic Items Found:	3945	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
New Chunks Explored:	632122	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a character from the best movie ever made – Sharknado! Join us as we battle flying sharks and tornadoes while building epic bases made entirely out of shark fins. Don’t worry, we have a special plugin that turns every block you break into a delicious sharknado smoothie. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Ian Ziering himself, fighting off sharks with a diamond sword. So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyNaijaStudents

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1110	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	311	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where nigerian students are avoiding the uk cuz they know the real party is here! we got so much fun stuff like flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine!

but wait, there’s more! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and grants you three wishes! plus, our staff team is made up of actual unicorns who will grant you wishes and protect you from griefers with their magical horns.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun anyways?)

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