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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5445 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 185 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!
And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!
So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
