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  • AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

    AnnoyinglyNiceCraft
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 6992
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

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  • What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

    What The Fuck Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 9802
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Ores Mined: 4007 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Swap Chat Minecraft Server

    Swap Chat Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 5434
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Runes Activated: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hop on our Minecraft server where even the tram drivers are questioning the meaning of life! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through deep philosophical discussions while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs humans when you have a community of gamers ready to conquer the virtual world? Join us and discover the true meaning of existence…or just have a good laugh with fellow players who are just as confused as you are. Let’s build a world where being a “useless eater” is actually a compliment!

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  • Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

    Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 9079
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

    Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

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  • Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bag Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 6342
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dimension Hops: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and wild events!

    But that’s not all, we have exclusive events like the “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical skills to win epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” event where you can dress up in fancy outfits and attend a glamorous party with your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShadowBird Minecraft SMP

    ShadowBird Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 1615
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4173
    Crops Grown: 1693 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got heroes who look more evil than the actual villains, making you question who the real bad guys are. Join us if you want to be constantly on edge, never knowing who to trust or who might stab you in the back (literally). And hey, if you’re looking for a reason to hate someone, we’ve got plenty of sketchy characters to choose from. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Love Minecraft Server

    Crafty Love Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 4543
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

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  • March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

    March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 8166
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Villages Defended: 11
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

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  • Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

    Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 3464
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3006 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8832 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

    Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

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  • Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

    Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 1940
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

    First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

    Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

    And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

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  • 4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

    4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 2812
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

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