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I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

dickhead, frustrating individual, hate, i hate, irritating behavior, long tail tags: annoying person, Minecraft, smp, this dickhead

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	1323
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crops Grown:	4179	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

UpsettingPeopleMC SMP

aggravating actions, anger inducing activities, angering behavior, annoying behavior, causing displeasure, causing frustration, controversial actions, controversial choices, enraging behavior, frustrating behavior, inciting anger, inciting controversy, infuriating actions, irritating behavior, offending others, provoking outrage, provoking reactions, smp, stirring up trouble, upsetting actions, upsetting behavior, UpsettingPeopleMC

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6012

Are you tired of being a boring, law-abiding citizen in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to steal your neighbor’s diamonds, prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens, or start a llama army to take over the server. The possibilities are endless when you’re part of our crazy community.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and claim all the riches for yourself? Or will you team up with other players to uncover the mystery together?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world, so be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, AnnoyingAF, bad hygiene, being disrespectful, being inconsiderate, being judgmental, being late, being rude, being selfish, being unreliable, chewing with mouth open, constant complaining, interrupting conversations, irritating behavior, loud chewing, Minecraft, not following through, not listening, not saying thank you, Pet Peeves, smp, talking loudly on the phone

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to be as ridiculous and chaotic as possible? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage players to annoy each other in the most outrageous ways possible!

From building giant statues of themselves in front of other players’ houses to setting off TNT in the middle of someone’s carefully crafted village, there’s no limit to the shenanigans you can get up to on our server. And the best part? We have a special “Annoyance Points” system where you earn points for every prank you pull off successfully, with the ultimate goal of becoming the most annoying player on the server.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go, join us on our Minecraft SMP and show the world just how annoying you can be!

NoCutePandasAllowed

aggravating, ANNOYING, cute, disagreeable, Disgusting, dislike, displeasing, grating, IRRITATING, irritating behavior, nauseating, NoCutePandasAllowed, Obnoxious, off-putting, pestering, pet peeve, repellent, Repulsive, unappealing, Unattractive, vexing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of all those servers with fluffy bunnies and adorable kittens running around? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a whole army of creepy crawlies and slimy creatures just waiting to be your new best friends. Who needs cute when you can have creepy?

Join our server if you’re tired of all the sunshine and rainbows in other servers. Here, the sky is always dark and stormy, just like your soul. Plus, our community is full of mischievous players who love to prank each other and cause chaos. It’s like a never-ending April Fools’ Day party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Troll King, who lurks in the shadows and loves to mess with unsuspecting players. If you’re lucky (or unlucky), you might even catch a glimpse of him causing mayhem in the world. Who needs cute when you can have chaos and confusion?

So if you’re ready to embrace your dark side and join a server that’s anything but cute, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of surprises. See you on the dark side!

PeeveCraft Minecraft Server

annoying habits, arrogance, bad manners, biggest pet peeve, constant complaining, dishonesty, disrespectful attitude, ENTITLEMENT, inconsiderate actions, irritating behavior, lack of accountability, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of punctuality, laziness, Minecraft, Negativity, other people, PeeveCraft, poor communication skills, rude behavior, Selfishness, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9132	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers filled with annoying players who steal your diamonds and grief your builds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash your inner troll as we encourage players to prank each other with ridiculous traps and hilarious hoaxes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pet Peeve Arena,” where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but their biggest pet peeves as weapons. From players who leave floating trees to those who never refill the communal chest, anything goes in this wacky arena of annoyance.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new pet peeve or two along the way.

CreeperCoworkerCringe

annoying behavior, annoying coworker, annoying habits, annoying habits at work, annoying work behavior, annoying work habits, coworker, coworker annoyances, coworker problems, CreeperCoworkerCringe, frustrating coworkers, irritating behavior, irritating coworkers, office drama, office irritations, Pet Peeves, work annoyances, work frustrations, workplace annoyances, workplace frustrations, workplace pet peeves

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of your annoying coworker constantly stealing your snacks from the office fridge? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where you can build a fortress made entirely out of snacks to keep them out! Join our server and unleash your snack-filled revenge fantasies in the most delicious way possible. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden snack dungeon filled with unlimited treats waiting to be discovered. So come join us and satisfy your hunger for both revenge and snacks!

CraftyAnnoyance

annoying actions, annoying characteristics, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying personality traits, annoying quirks, annoying tendencies, annoying traits, bad habits, bothersome habits, CraftyAnnoyance, frustrating habits, habits that annoy, habits that bug, habits that irritate, irritating behavior, irritating habits, irritating mannerisms, irritating qualities, Pet Peeves

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape from annoying habits like people who chew with their mouths open or leave the toilet seat up. On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can bother you with their irritating behaviors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see if you can survive the ghostly shenanigans!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Votes:	8297
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7825
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2871
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	62	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

142.44.227.82:25597

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Divine Spears Created:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Crafty Mom SMP

30s, 40s, Adult, Alluring, Amateur, Busty, Crafty, Erotic, hot, Mature, mom, Naughty, NSFW, Pics, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, tits, topless, Wife, Women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	2715
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

BookwormCraft

audiobook, Author, bestseller, Book, bookstore, BookwormCraft, Characters, Currently reading, e book, Fiction, genre, Hardcover, library, Literature, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, paperback, Plot, reading, Story

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

RocketRumbleMC

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crash, hezbollah, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, north, RETALIATION, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SIREN, Teen, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, wounding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Emeralds Found:	9512	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!