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NostalgiaGone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Runes Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because on our SMP, you’ll never experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT ever again!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your pet chicken, and participating in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime performance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to the mundane Minecraft experience forever!

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, BLOCK, civil liberties, clamps down, Democracy, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Minecraft, Nigeria, northern cities, opposition movement, Party, Police Brutality, Political unrest, pro-Putin, pro-Russia, protest suppression, Protesters, Putins, Semafor, Server, social justice

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS WACKY STORY! SO, ONCE UPON A TIME, A BUNCH OF NIGERIAN PROTESTERS DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, THEY WERE ALL ABOUT SUPPORTING RUSSIA AND PUTIN IN THE GAME! BUT THEN, THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT GOT WIND OF IT AND SHUT THEM DOWN! NOW, THESE PROTESTERS ARE LOOKING FOR A NEW PLACE TO BUILD THEIR VIRTUAL EMPIRE! THAT’S WHERE OUR SERVER COMES IN! JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW LOLZ ALONG THE WAY! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW! (DISCLAIMER: NO ACTUAL POLITICS INVOLVED, JUST MINECRAFT FUN!)

NukeCraft: China’s Power Play

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, Chinas, climate change, construction, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy security, Environment, Future, Global, growth, Infrastructure, innovation, nuclear power, nukecraft, Play, power, power plants, progress, renewable energy, Technology

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more power plants than china, yea you heard that right! we building nukes left and right while everyone else be stallin’.

imagine mining for diamonds while dodging radioactive waste, now that’s what i call a challenge! our server is so lit, you’ll be glowing in the dark for days.

plus, we got creeper armies armed with mini nukes, so watch out for those explosive surprises. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warrior in our crazy world. nuclear power, baby!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

bereavement, blocktopia, burial, coping with death, death, Dying, end of life, final breath, Funeral, Grief, hospice care, last moments, Loss, Minecraft, mortality, palliative care, passing away, Sadness, saying goodbye, Server, sorrow, Terminal Diagnosis, terminal illness

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, things are literally dying to meet you! That’s right, zombies, skeletons, creepers – you name it, they’re all just waiting for you to come and join the fun!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ways to protect yourself from the undead horde. From enchanted diamond armor to potions that make you invisible, you’ll have everything you need to survive and thrive in this crazy world.

And if fighting mobs isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of other activities to keep you entertained. How about riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at your friends? Or building a giant statue of a chicken out of solid gold blocks? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – JustCraftedThis

combat system, compelling stories, CraftyCrafterMC, FF15, Fun games, Gaming, Gaming Community, Jrpg, JRPG recommendations, JRPGs, JustCraftedThis, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts style, modern JRPG, pc games, PC Gaming, PC Port, Real-time combat, Sequel, smp, square JRPG, turn based tactics, yakuza 0

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

So you’ve conquered the pixelated world of Minecraft, but now you’re craving something more… epic? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual landscape, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of mischievous players ambush you with a herd of exploding sheep! Or how about the time when we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky, only to watch them plummet back down to earth in a spectacular fashion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about building and surviving – it’s about creating unforgettable memories with a community of like-minded gamers who share your passion for all things Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs just waiting to be explored…

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures that the virtual world has to offer. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of our server, known far and wide for your daring deeds and wacky antics. See you in the game, adventurer!

SisBirthVSSurgery Minecraft Server

aita, Childbirth, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cosmetic surgery, Decision making, Dilemma, emotional impact, family, family dynamics, long-term planning, Minecraft, missing birth, personal choice, Priorities, relationships, Server, SisBirthVSSurgery, sister, Support, surgery, timing conflict, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can undergo surgery and attend a birth at the same time – no need to choose between the two! Plus, if your sister starts spreading rumors about your surgery schedule, you can just block her in-game and avoid all the drama.

Don’t wait for time slots to open up months later – join our server now and start crafting your own adventure! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft?

KidneyCraft: Boundaries Edition

Boundaries, boundary issues, Edition, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family loyalty, family obligations., Family Support, kidney failure, Kidney Transplant, KidneyCraft, life choices, organ donation, personal boundaries, personal sacrifice, personal well-being, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, strained relationships

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magic Items Found:	3483
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	249792
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in setting boundaries and protecting your well-being, just like our player who refused to donate a kidney to their brother!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can explore endless worlds, build magnificent structures, and maybe even find a kidney donor in the process (just kidding, we don’t actually provide medical services).

Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of self-care and saying no to toxic relationships. So come on in and let’s build a kidney-shaped castle together (just kidding again, that would be weird).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your virtual kidneys or anything else. Play on our server and remember, it’s all fun and games until someone asks for a kidney transplant!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

child abuse, children’s rights, controversy, CraftyKids, criminal justice, cultural norms, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, iraq, law, Legal System, legalize, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, morality, pedophilia, public outcry, religious beliefs, Server, sexual exploitation, Social Issues

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Emeralds Found:	3364

haha, u think that’s cray cray? well, come join our minecraft server where we have a law that can legalize riding pigs as a mode of transportation! yep, u heard me right, forget about horses, pigs are the new way to get around in our world.

but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they have special powers and can trade you the rarest items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they actually just want emeralds).

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion in the middle of the map? legend has it that if you spend the night there, you’ll be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. but watch out, he’s a bit explosive when he gets excited.

so come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). see you there, pig riders!

CraftyKyivWarriors

aggression, Border dispute, border skirmish, Conflict, CraftyKyivWarriors, cross-border attack, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, RETALIATION, russia, security breach, sovereignty violation, territorial violation, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and launch cross-border attacks like the Ukrainians did into Russia? Well, guess what, on our server u can do just that! We got crazy battles, epic raids, and all the chaos u could ever want. Join now and be part of the madness! Plus, our admins are like wizards who can make ur wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what u waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BPA Boys & Blockheads

autism, bisphenol A, Blockheads, Boys, BPA, cells, chemical exposure, developmental disorders, environmental toxins, food packaging, health risks, higher levels, Mice, neurodevelopmental conditions, new analysis, people, Plastics, Pregnant Women, research findings, small studies, urine samples

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more plastics and autism than you can shake a stick at! our levels of bisphenol A are through the roof, just like our crazy adventures. we have pregnant women peeing out BPA like it’s nobody’s business, all to create the most epic gaming experience for you.

we’ve got studies in people, cells in a dish, and even mice getting in on the action. who knew autism could be so fun? come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of plastic-loving, autism-inducing gamers like us? it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Aqua’s Almighty Minecraft Server

Almighty, Anime, Aqua, Aquas, digital entertainment, entertainment industry, Gaming, higher powers, Idol, internet culture, Japanese media, less than 50%, Minecraft, online personalities, ownership, Server, streaming, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, Virtual talents, virtual world, Vtuber, Yagoo

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	1860	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the owners actually own more than 50%? Well, look no further because on our server, Yagoo owns less than 50% – talk about a power struggle! Join us for epic battles between Yagoo and the rest of the staff as they fight for control of the server. Will Yagoo finally take over or will the rebellion prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen. Plus, we have flying pigs, diamond-encrusted llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!