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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4981 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3607 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 92 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 891408 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
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