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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8439 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!