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FactsNobodyNeedsMC

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	218	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who have been trained to breakdance on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SummerGrad Minecraft Server

adult jobs, advice, Boredom, closed weekends, computer monitor, confusion, easy classes, Friends, graduate early, hanging out, Help, Lifestyle, losing it, mental health, Minecraft, picrel, Server, social life, stress, Summer, SummerGrad, uncertainty, work-life balance

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	1936	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and graduate early by completing our “Minecraft University” classes, where the only homework is building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Our server is so addictive that you’ll find yourself spending every weekend online, because let’s face it, real life friends are overrated when you can have virtual friends who will never leave you for a job.

Don’t be like the picrel guy losing it, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, so you never know what kind of adventures you’ll stumble upon.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

FangCraft: F*ck Trish Edition Minecraft Server

#AIChatbots, #AO3page, #BlenderModels, #Fangboard, #ficSpreadsheet, #FuckTrish, #GreentextMega, #LowPolyModels, #PreviousThreads, #SnootArchive, #SnootGame, #ThreadArchives, #WaniHugThatGator, Aggie, Anon, Archive, art, Downloads, Edition, Fang, FangCraft, fck, FICS, FRIDAY, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Server, Snootboorus, trish

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Are you ready to hug that gator? Our server is the only place where you can fulfill your wildest dreams of hugging a gator in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

But that’s not all, we also have a Snoot Game that will blow your mind. Explore a world like no other, filled with adventure, mystery, and of course, snoots.

And let’s not forget about the epic OST that will have you jamming out while you play. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist dancing along to the tunes of Snoot Game.

Join now for access to our exclusive Fang board playlists, where you can rock out to the latest hits while building your Minecraft empire.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of fics and art with our Snootboorus and Snoot fic spreadsheet. Immerse yourself in the creative side of Minecraft like never before.

And if that’s not enough, we even have AI chatbots and Blender models to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Get ready to be amazed by the possibilities on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin. Who knows, you might even get the chance to flirt with Trish herself!

NoDrunkCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, aita, alcohol dependency, alcoholism, Boundaries, communication problems, Decision making, enabling behavior, family dynamics, health concerns, intervention, Minecraft, NoDrunkCraft, personal responsibility, relationship issues, self-destructive behavior, Server, support system, tough choices, tough love, unhealthy habits

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1539

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s drinking habits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your worries – just like how my girlfriend forgets about her doctor’s warnings when her family comes to visit!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even causing a little chaos – just like when my girlfriend goes on a beer run after promising to quit! And don’t worry about driving her to the store for more alcohol, because on our server, you can teleport anywhere you want!

So come on down to our server and let loose like my girlfriend after a few drinks – just remember to log off before you end up in the bedroom with the door shut. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, just like my girlfriend regrets buying more beer!

CraftyWifeNoLife

childcare, Communication, contributions, Crafting, CraftyWifeNoLife, family, financial situation, hand-me-downs, hobby, Kids, Marriage, Materials, modest living, net-positive financial situation, part time job, Quality-Life, Resentment, SAHM, selling items, stress, work schedule

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Animals Bred:	145
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	54	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and wacky characters!

Need a break from your crafting-obsessed spouse who thinks selling a few items makes her a financial genius? Come join us and craft to your heart’s content without the pressure of making a profit!

Tired of being called a jerk for trying to keep your family financially afloat while your spouse spends hundreds on crafting materials? Come to our server and let off some steam by building the biggest, most extravagant creations you can imagine!

Escape the madness of home life and join our server for a hilarious and stress-free gaming experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft?

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Accomplishments.., achievement, child-free, empowerment, freedom, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, lifestyle choice, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, personal growth, self actualization, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, Server, success

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3718	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have some diamonds?” or “Dad, can you help me build a house?” Then come join our Minecraft server where children are banned and adults can finally enjoy some peace and quiet while mining and crafting to their heart’s content!

Our server is so child-free that even the Ender Dragon refuses to spawn any baby Ender Dragons out of respect for our rules. Join us and experience the true joy of building without interruptions or demands for snacks every five minutes.

And if you’re still not convinced, let us tell you about our legendary player who mined so deep that they actually discovered a secret underground city populated by friendly creepers who love to trade diamonds for baked potatoes. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything is possible when kids are nowhere to be found. Join us today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

CraftyFeministRevolt

activism, civil rights, concern, CraftyFeministRevolt, Democracy, election, equality, feminism, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, judicial system, justice reform, Justices, policy, Political, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, trump, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchantments Applied:	154	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you worried about Trump taking away women’s rights? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land where women rule supreme! No need to worry about Trump appointing more justices when you can join us and build a utopia where women are the ultimate bosses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a powerful enchantment that repels any misogynistic trolls trying to invade. So come join us and fight for gender equality, one block at a time!

PalestineCraft Minecraft Server

Gaza Strip, human rights violation, illegal annexation, illegal occupation, international condemnation, international law, international relations, Israel, Israeli settlements, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, PalestineCraft, Palestinian sovereignty, Palestinian territories, peace process, Server, territorial dispute, UN court, united nations, United Nations General Assembly, United Nations Security Council, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	7820	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

so, like, u know how there’s this big debate about israel and palestine and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the UN of minecraft servers, and we say israel’s presence in palestinian territories is ILLEGAL! like, totally not cool, man. so if u wanna be on the right side of history, join our server and help us fight the good fight against illegal land occupation in minecraft world. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of the UN building you’ve ever seen. come join us and be a part of something EPIC! #justiceforpalestine #minecraftUNcourt

ToiletCraft: Rollin’ in the Breakthrough

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Divine Spears Created:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	296
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, russia just announced this, like, super important scientific discovery – flushable toilet paper rolls! can u believe it? now u can wipe ur butt and just, like, flush it away like it never happened! but, like, that’s not even the best part – on this server, u can build ur own toilet paper factory and become the toilet paper king of the world! imagine all the power and glory that comes with that title! plus, there’s, like, a secret underground bunker filled with rare toilet paper artifacts that u can explore and claim for urself. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the most butt-wiping adventure of ur life!

VacuumVibesMC

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can become a VACUUM CLEANER when u clean a vacuum cleaner. yep, u heard dat right. one time dis player was just minding their own business, cleaning up their base when BAM! suddenly they were transformed into a vacuum cleaner. now they go around sucking up all the blocks and mobs in sight. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. so come join us and see if u have what it takes to become the ultimate cleaning machine. vacuum cleaner gang for life, yo.

EndoCraft: Ovary Overdrive

EndoCraft, Ovary, Overdrive

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crops Grown:	5789
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW!

LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT WOMEN WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS HAVE A 4.2-FOLD HIGHER RISK OF GETTING OVARIAN CANCER? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U GOT OVARIAN ENDOMETRIOMAS OR DEEP INFILTRATING ENDOMETRIOSIS, UR RISK GOES UP TO 9.7-FOLD!

SO, IF U WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND SEE SOME CRAZY STUFF, JOIN OUR SERVER! WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH…OR MAYBE JUST A CREEPER READY TO BLOW U UP! HAHAHA!