irrelevant employment Minecraft Servers

irrelevant employment Minecraft Servers

  • JoblessCraft

    JoblessCraft
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 1123
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4427 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old jobs that serve no purpose in the grand scheme of things? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to pointless professions like professional thumb twiddler, professional bubble wrap popper, and professional unicorn groomer. On our server, you can be whatever you want, whether it’s a professional banana peel slipper or a professional cloud watcher. So why wait? Join now and start living your best, most absurd life!

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  • WormyCraft: Where You Can Find Your Deworming Tabble Eating GF!

    WormyCraft: Where You Can Find Your Deworming Tabble Eating GF!
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 3036
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 0 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Potions Brewed: 84
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the only one at the Minecraft party without a bin-eating worm girlfriend to share your deworming tablets with? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of bin-eating worm girlfriends just waiting to join forces with you!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest deworming tablets in all of Minecraft. Build a cozy worm bin for your new girlfriend to live in, complete with a mini fridge stocked with her favorite snacks (spoiler alert: it’s dirt).

    But beware, rival players may try to steal your worm girlfriend or sabotage your worm bin. Stay on your toes and protect your precious pet at all costs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find your perfect bin-eating worm girlfriend match!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BroCraft: Where Men and Blocks Unite

    BroCraft: Where Men and Blocks Unite
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 2561
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 New Chunks Explored: 809230
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a party in a creeper-infested disco! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Malebros is where the cool kids hang out, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously wacky adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players…but you didn’t hear that from us. So what are you waiting for? Join Malebros today and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Coitus: The Springtime Server

    Crafty Coitus: The Springtime Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 4891
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Runes Activated: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Chimeras Created: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Enchantments Applied: 278

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking sheep who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the Minecraft gods. Along the way, they battled evil chickens, rode on the backs of flying pigs, and even had a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Imagine a rave in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks, or a beach party on a deserted island with creepers doing the limbo.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated llama. Don’t miss out on all the fun – come join us today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bad Hair Day Craft: Where even your pixelated hairline can thrive! Join now!

    Bad Hair Day Craft: Where even your pixelated hairline can thrive! Join now!
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 3219
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of losing your hair faster than you can say “comb over”? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your hairline will never recede! Our virtual world is filled with magical hair growth potions and enchanted hairbrushes that will have you rocking a luscious mane in no time.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!

    So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and LOLing with Friends!

    MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and LOLing with Friends!
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 5210
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Falling into the Void: 1
    Potions Brewed: 112 Titanic Battles Fought: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more to join! Why, you ask? Well, because we’re all about that VIP life, baby. We cater to the elite, the cream of the crop, the creme de la creme of the indie vtuber world.

    Think your 499-view oshi deserves a spot here? Well, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or have the equivalent numbers on YouTube, they’re welcome to join the party! We’ve got the big names like vedal987, filian, and BuffPup leading the pack, but we also celebrate our non-English stars like akamikarubi and tororo_vtuber.

    And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in. As long as they don’t own their talents’ IPs and have a member with more than 1000 CCV, they can hang with us too.

    Looking for some spicy Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, or even some Koikatsu cards for some extra fun? We’ve got you covered, my friend. Plus, we’ve got a whole calendar dedicated to our chuuba birthdays because, let’s be real, that’s the most important day of the year.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s build a virtual utopia together. Ducks are welcome too, because why the cluck not? Let’s make some memories and create a community that’s as wild and wacky as our indie vtuber world. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BatCraft: Where Batarian Adventures Await! #minecraftfun

    BatCraft: Where Batarian Adventures Await! #minecraftfun
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 1419
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    >pov: you are a batarian

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a batarian is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own batcave, complete with a bat signal that actually calls in creepers for backup.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bat Diamond, a rare gem that grants you the power to fly around the map and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Just be careful not to accidentally set your own house on fire…again.

    Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who is secretly in cahoots with the Joker and his army of zombie clowns. Only by teaming up with your fellow batarian players can you hope to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and unleash your inner batarian! Just be prepared for a few surprises along the way, like randomly turning into a bat or finding a hidden stash of bat cookies that give you super speed. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy, bat-tastic Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Khaybar Kraziness: The General’s Server

    Crafty Khaybar Kraziness: The General’s Server
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 3866
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seashells! Ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the sky and rain down TNT on unsuspecting players below!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s either HAYDAR YA KARRAR or nothing at all!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DadCraft: Where even creepers are better at following directions than you!

    DadCraft: Where even creepers are better at following directions than you!
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 7395
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 18 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Potions Brewed: 104
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172 Mines Excavated: 2395

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being interrogated about your love life by your parents? Are you tired of being called a faggot just because you haven’t brought a girl home? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations and battling creepers! Join us now and leave the awkward family conversations behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Shotcraft: Because Every Pixel Deserves a Chance

    Shotcraft: Because Every Pixel Deserves a Chance
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 120
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Dragon Eggs Found: 2470
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for epic adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens comes charging at you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor to help you fend off those feathered fiends.

    And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixelated Nostalgia: 90’s Teen’s Bedroom Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Nostalgia: 90’s Teen’s Bedroom Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 6696
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to step back in time and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Join our Minecraft server and explore the bedroom of a 90’s teenager!

    Picture this: lava lamps, neon posters, and a bedazzled Tamagotchi that never dies. But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret portal that leads to a virtual reality where you can play Pogs and listen to Spice Girls on repeat.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of slap bracelets and Beanie Babies. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90’s in the most epic way possible. It’s like, totally rad, dude!

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