Irrelevant Advice MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineCraftMistakes

irrelevant tips, antiquated advice, ineffective tips, outdated tips, traditional advice

Are you tired of hearing the same old advice like “don’t talk to strangers” or “don’t play with fire”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to do the exact opposite! Talk to ALL the strangers and set EVERYTHING on fire!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and madness is celebrated.

So say goodbye to boring, outdated advice and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good!

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BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

changing times, modern solutions, updated advice, evolving advice, irrelevant advice

Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

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SisStopScreamingMC

Resentment, irrational hatred, sibling rivalry, family drama, Family Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of Lark and her sister Barbara.

Imagine a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether to mine for diamonds or explore a hidden cave. Leave behind the drama of sibling rivalry and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities.

Who needs a sister named Barbara when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers to bond with? Build your own empire, team up with friends, and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if you want to name your in-game character Lark, we won’t stop you!

So come on, join our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a new family here that appreciates you for who you are – no name-stealing required!

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MineCraftMoguls

upper class encounters, high society, lavish spending, eye-opening experiences, opulent living

Have you ever seen a diamond block mansion with a pool filled with emeralds? Well, get ready to be amazed because on our Minecraft server, the players are so rich they use gold blocks as toilet paper! Join us for a chance to live in a world where even the dirt is made of precious gems.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Llama King,” a player who rides around on a llama covered in diamonds and hands out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a stick and a stack of cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience a world where the players are richer than Bill Gates and the adventures are more epic than a blockbuster movie, then join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server and have your own diamond statue erected in your honor.

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GazaCraft: No Famine Here!

united nations, Evidence, international relations, DECLARATION, GLOBAL RESPONSE

come join our epic minecraft server where we have UNited Nations commitee declaring no famine in Gaza because everyone is too busy playing minecraft on our server! we have so much food and resources that even the UN is impressed! come build your dream house and farm like there’s no tomorrow! who needs real life when you can live in our virtual paradise?! join now and be part of the UN’s official minecraft squad!

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ZombieGoonSquad

Fiction, Media, Scary, Halloween, non-threatening

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where zombies are, like, the coolest dudes ever. they wear sunglasses and dance to funky music all day long. instead of brains, they crave pizza and ice cream. it’s a total party up in here, bro!

join our server and witness the epic dance battles between the zombie crews. you can even join in and show off your best moves. but be careful, the zombie king is a fierce dancer and will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

oh, and did we mention the zombie unicorns? yeah, they exist on our server. they prance around with rainbow manes and shoot glitter out of their horns. it’s a magical sight to behold.

if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, pizza-loving monsters, and sparkly unicorns. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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BrainCraft: Early Detection Server

study, early detection, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, German scientists, medical breakthrough

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where we fight off evil mobs and build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even German scientists are studying it! That’s right, they found that playing on our server can actually help prevent frontotemporal dementia, ALS, and PSP. Who knew gaming could be so good for your health?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this groundbreaking research while having the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get crafting, baby!

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Strolling through Mayhem: Half-Baked Adventure 1.8.8

Nostalgia, 1.8.8, Legacy, Anarchy, building

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Anarchy
Version	1.8.8
Features	– No shulker boxes– No elytra– No totems– No end crystals– No rollbacks– Fresh server

Server Description

Pre combat update, silver-age style anarchy server! Experience the old school SMPs and the chaotic world of pre combat update 2b2t on this server. Your decisions matter more than ever as getting killed means a total re-gear and getting griefed means losing it all. Make your mark on server history!

Server Discord

Join the server discord at https://discord.gg/6AcyhG3D

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server runs on version 1.8.8
Are there any banned items or features?	Yes, the server does not allow shulker boxes, elytra, totems, or end crystals.
Is there any form of server rollback?	No, there are no rollbacks on this server. Everything you do and build is permanent.
How can I join the server?	Join the server discord at the provided link and find the server address there.

Stacy’s Complaint Minecraft Server

DEPRESSING, break up, asian, STALKING, complaint

Are you tired of dealing with annoying Stacies and hypocrites in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building, exploring, and battling your way through our virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way. Take out your anger on creepers instead of dealing with annoying classmates. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t bully you or talk behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a slanty eyed hypocrite who will haunt you if you don’t join. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

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SharkCraft Minecraft Server

ILLUSION, Game, ichiban, uncertainty, mind games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can encounter giant sharks and giant squids that will make you question reality! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun – or is it? Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you wondering if you’re just experiencing a case of Ichiban schizo’ing. Who knows what’s real and what’s not in this crazy world of ours? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find a more mind-bending Minecraft server anywhere else. So come on in and see for yourself – if you dare!

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