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GeniusBlockhead

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1635
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our wacky and wild server where intelligence is considered dumb! Why waste your brain power on boring stuff like redstone contraptions and efficient farming when you can join us for some chaotic fun?

Our server is home to the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From giant floating toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our community events – last week we had a llama race where the winner got a pet chicken that lays diamond eggs!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie clowns while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather armor? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Emeralds Found:	9069
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Creepy Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is haunted by ghosts and paranormal activity! Join us if you dare for a chance to encounter spooky specters and mysterious happenings around every corner. Who needs regular Minecraft when you can have a supernatural adventure instead? Join now and prepare to be spooked!

Why Do Some People Get So Mad Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of being attacked for having a different opinion on anime ships? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no ship-shaming policy! We even have a special area where you can build shrines dedicated to your favorite ship without fear of judgement. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to Ichigo/Orihime, you’ll receive special in-game powers that will make your enemies tremble in fear. So come join us and sail the seas of fandom without fear of being shipwrecked by haters!

NonsensicalCraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	279	Farms Harvested:	762
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

PiCraftRational

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	8998
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where you can add a freakin’ irrational number to π and make it rational? Yeah, that’s right, we got some next level math shenanigans goin’ on here.

But that’s not even the craziest part, bro. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of underwater redstone engineering. They build epic underwater cities and have a secret society dedicated to finding the lost city of Atlantis.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will follow you around like loyal companions.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your brain power and a sense of humor, because things are gonna get wacky up in here!

QuantumCraft: Insane Adventures

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVER WANTED TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! AND IF YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET UNLIMITED CHEESE FOR LIFE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE INSANITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE! JUST REMEMBER, ONCE YOU JOIN, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

Affective Empathy, Community, COMPETING, Discord, Engaging, Environment, ESOTERIC, GeniusCraft, Geniuses, intelligence, iq, irrationality, Masochistic, Minecraft, neuroticism, Neurotypicals, ordinary, Probabilistic Independence, Psychopathic, psychopathy, rationality, Server, superior

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Potions Brewed:	32	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Villages Defended:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most psychopathic geniuses are welcome! Did you know that there are only around 2,535 of us in the world? Are you one of the chosen few?

Every interaction on our server is like a game, and the player who wants to win the most sets the rules. With our superior intelligence and lack of affective empathy, we are the ultimate competitors. Ordinary players don’t stand a chance against us!

Join us in creating an environment for the most esoteric individuals, free from the impotence of the ordinary and the irrationality of neurotypicals. We may seem friendly, but cross us and there are no limits to what we will do. Are you ready to join our elite group of psychopathic geniuses? Join our Discord server now and prove your worth! #MinecraftMadness #PsychopathicGeniusesUnite

Are You Seriously Saying Minecraft SMP

AUTHORITY, control, Corruption, Democracy, DOMINANCE, Elite, Government, INEQUALITY, influence, Leaders, Minecraft, oligarchy, Politics, power, Privilege, rulers, ruling class, smp, social hierarchy, society, wealth, West

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – these guys are the ones who rule over the west! And no, we’re not talking about cowboys and sheriffs, we’re talking about a group of players who have built the most epic western-themed town you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all, oh no. This SMP is filled with wild adventures and insane challenges. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game, but only if you can survive the traps and mobs lurking in the shadows.

And let’s not forget about the epic PvP battles that happen on the regular. These guys take their fights seriously, with players riding into battle on pigs armed with diamond swords. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join this wild west Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right. Just watch out for the tumbleweeds – they bite.

MC-Onyx Minecraft server

Caves, classic minecraft, Community, dreams, emerald forests, Friendly, Legends, Lore, MC-Onyx, Minecraft, Mountains, oceans, Possibilities, role playing, ruins, Secrets, Server, travel, Vanilla Gameplay, world

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Onyx: Beyond the normal world

Welcome to Onyx, traveler!

Here, among emerald forests and inaccessible mountains, among endless oceans and dark caves, you have to write your story.

What awaits you in Onyx?

Vanilla gameplay with an emphasis on the role-playing component: forget about annoying plugins and immerse yourself in the atmosphere of classic Minecraft, where every choice you make matters.

Unique Lore: Uncover the secrets of Onyx as you explore ancient ruins and unravel the mysteries of the past.

Friendly community: find true friends and associates who are ready to share with you the hardships and joys of travel.

Onyx is not just a server, it is a world full of possibilities. A world where dreams come true and legends are born. Your story begins here!

play.mc-onyx.ru

Brewin’ Storm Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Potions Brewed:	63	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the storms are always brewing and the chaos never ends! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being struck by lightning while mining for diamonds – talk about electrifying gameplay!

Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You’ll never look at a llama the same way again after witnessing their architectural prowess.

But that’s not all – we have a special event every full moon where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant dragon busting out the moonwalk.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into our Nether realm where the zombie pigmen have formed a boy band and are serenading players with their catchy tunes. Who knew the undead could harmonize so well?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic. Remember, the storm’s a brewin’ – and it’s waiting for you!

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic, it has its own golden epic trailer! That’s right, we’re talking heroes, sagas, and adventures that will blow your mind.

2. Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? How about exploring worlds you’ve never been to before? Our server will take you on a journey like no other.

3. Feeling like a soloist in a world full of mobs? Fear not, our Sunday trailer will have you feeling like the ultimate Minecraft superstar in no time.

4. After the sunset, when the mobs come out to play, our Myriad Celestia will have you battling epic bosses and collecting rare loot like never before.

5. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our current character banners featuring Sunday, Jing Yuan, Qingque, Arlan, and Tingyun? These characters are so powerful, they’ll have you dominating the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RTX 4080 Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8692

Forget about fancy graphics cards and next-gen consoles, on our Minecraft server, all you need is a potato-powered PC and a dream! Our server is so advanced that it actually makes your RTX 4080 look like a potato in comparison.

Join us and experience the magic of building your own virtual world, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even the PS5 Pro’s versatility mode is jealous of the fun we have here.

So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

Ad Blocker Steve’s Minecraft SMP Fun

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	779
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life where adblockers and userscript managers will stop working in two weeks! But fear not, because we have a secret underground society of hackers who can help you edit the registry to give yourself 6 more months of ad-free browsing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to mythical creatures like the elusive Diamond Dragon who guards the rarest diamonds in the land. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Blast Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mines Excavated:	2335
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2745
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the cum-shot compilation of Minecraft servers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and excitement. Our server will blow your mind with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride in the world of Minecraft!

Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion

7/10 woman, ai, arbitrary, bio-reductionist nihilism, CHIVALROUS, coddled, Demographic, dynamic, ETHER, evolutionary, EXCUSE, genders reversed, Honor, Invasion, memes, mid, MINDLESS, Minecraft, replaced, retards, smp, social defense, society

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?

Frozen Chill Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of freezing your pixels off in your boring old country? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is located in the fiery depths of the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the mobs are hotter than a blaze’s mixtape. Join us for a chance to warm up your blocky buns and experience the heat of a lifetime! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to build the craziest structures or face his wrath. So come on down to our server and let’s turn up the heat together!

Monkey Madness – Minecraft SMP

ape, Bananas, Behavior, Community, desuarchive, Explore, Fun, Interactive, learn, madness, masterbin, mimic, Minecraft, MONKEY, O_O_K, playful, PRIMATES, Simian Sunday, smp, Social, Tenkaichi Budokai Edition, Thread, Trash

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the Tenkaichi Budokai Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Get ready to monkey around with fellow apes as you compete in epic battles and challenges inspired by our primate ancestors.

Join us if you want to see and do things just like other primates – swing from trees, fling poop at your enemies, and communicate using only grunts and gestures. Don’t go bananas over it, just embrace your inner ape and have a wild time!

Our Masterbin is filled with all the tools and resources you need to survive in this crazy jungle world. And if you’re looking for some hilarious moments, check out our previous threads for some outrageous stories and shenanigans that will leave you ROFLing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the monkey business begin!