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Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

CavePvP

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

CAVEPVP Welcome to CavePVP This is a unique network that will start to grow and become a thing. We currently offer the following:

Super OP Prison HCF Kit Map Regular Factions SOON Skyblock SOON We plan to expand to new game modes, such as what you just saw. We have very good staff, a balanced economy and its fun to play! STORE – store.cavepvp.com DISCORD – discord.cavepvp.com TEAMSPEAK – ts.cavepvp.com

cavepvp.com

Alexandria

Adult, Antigrief, Casino, Dynmap, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	157

WHITELIST ONLYhttps://discord.gg/yFx8aqRxeeMust join Discord, submit an INTRO, and then place IGN in WHITELIST channel for entry.18+ adults onlyWe have some Vanilla Tweaks with a handful of other plugins:trigger back, trigger spawn-sethome x3-armorstands-tree cap-1 player sleeps-caves and cliffs expansion – so you will see some lush caves and gen that’s not quite vanilla yet, but not super different from the expected vanilla 1.17/1.18 experiencemassive explore-able spawnshopping districtgaming district~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The majority of the legacy players are friends of friends from other communities, so we welcome friendly types, and frown on negativity and dramastreamers welcome…We are including various adventure-style scenarios around the map regularly as we grow, and highly encourage builders and creators to come check us out!Eventually there will be dungeons and structures around the map that will be inspired by various favorite video games.

72.46.133.124

CraftLoad

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Star Shards Collected:	205
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

#==========>>> CraftLoad <<<==========# ——–> <——— -Factions -Economy -Regions -Spigot -Home

209.182.108.53

Midgard in Siberia

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	126	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Vanilla! In Krasnoyarsk! Server from the city of Krasnoyarsk, an interesting game in the center of Siberia! A minimal set of plugins, essentially pure vanilla.

195.62.52.207

Blockwars

Minigames, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1326	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Farms Harvested:	771
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Server IP: BlockWars.ml

BlockWars.ml

APEX Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

APEX Minecraft is the top choice for your Minecraft Survival servers! With action-packed features, on a difficult-level survival server, one can’t get bored!

192.3.46.122

Medium Whitelist SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Join the community of 15+ players where someone is always online.

We are looking for more players who are respectful, friendly and are committed enough to play regularly for the foreseeable future!

The sever is very smooth running with a great, mature playerbase already, plus quality of life features and plugins (no enderman griefing, one player sleep, better beacons, dynmap) and completely free to join and get whitelisted! (Currently with a small worldborder until 1.13 comes out)

Message me on discord to join or for more info!

139.99.139.253

Magmacraft season xi

Bungeecord, Custom Plugins, Events, Jobs, MCMMO, Parkour, Special Events, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Hello! 🙂

If you’re looking for a quality Minecraft server with a close-knit and friendly community, our server is right for you. Our team has many years of experience and is always ready to provide you with 24/7 support. We offer many unique and customized plugins such as business plugin, points system, MagmaWars and many other interesting features.

You have the opportunity to create your own business in the game and earn money. With our Jobs plugin, when you complete certain tasks, you get points that you can use to buy in-game items.

Our server uses the latest version of Residence, where you can buy and sell residences, add friends and many other interesting things. We also have a Premium clan system that includes a variety of events such as Clan Duels and Clan Wars.

We also have a specially designed web based social network where you can control your clan, track bans, create sales, participate in auctions and much more.

The server is available in Bulgarian, taking care to keep as few plugins as possible in English to ensure the convenience of all our players.

Also, our server has an innovative system to exchange in-game currency for real money in real time. This provides additional value and opportunities for our players, allowing them to combine their passion for the game with revenue generation.

Do not hesitate to visit us and enjoy this unique opportunity to have fun and earn real money through the server.For more information and entertainment, feel free to visit us. We are expecting you!

Enjoy the game! 😊

play.magmacraft.eu

RandlesCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to RandlesCraft! Come on in and Build, Brag, have a sense of community. Or live like the Demented Hermit, who makes great creations but wants no one to find them… Can you find them?

randlescraft.com:52842

Plasmafusion

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Hello my name is Scroll32 and i am looking for some new players for my server PlasmaFusion.

If you are interested in joining a very traditional survival server and soon to be expanding into a network with Kingdoms [similar to factions] in which the players are very social and friendly join us now.

the survival has alot on it we have mini games/ events almost ever week. we have shops on the server for the things that are harder to find in game and you well be able to trade with the auction plugin we have.

Pvp is on and is fair game if your in the wild. so watch your backs someone maybe watching you O.o

If you like to build feel free to build all you want. we use rd plugin to keep your stuff safe even when you are off line

If you are wishing to become staff these are the following positions that are open to apply for at PlasmaFusion.net [In order to do this you will need an enjin account and to register to our website. If you can not log in please message me on discord and I will ask you the questions and submit the form for you.]

IP: Play.Plasmafusion.net Website: PlasmaFusion.net Discord Server: https://discord.gg/xe5Ewje

Play.plasmafusion.net