Our server is therapy-approved, so you can rest assured that we won’t tell you to “grow up” or “seek therapy” for your fear of creepers. We understand the struggle of facing your fears, especially when it involves placing virtual IVs in pixelated patients.
Don’t let your fear of judgment hold you back from joining our server. We promise not to berate you for being scared of Endermen or skeletons. Plus, we have expert therapists on hand (well, maybe not actual therapists, but we’ve watched a lot of Dr. Phil) to support you through your pixelated phobias.
So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where we won’t blame you for regressing in your treatment if you run away from a zombie. Let’s build a supportive community together, one block at a time. #NoJudgmentMinecraftServer
Our server is home to the most outrageous and wacky challenges you’ve ever seen. From building a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs to creating a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are always up to no good. Rumor has it they’re planning a rebellion against the players, so you’ll have to stay on your toes to survive their shenanigans.
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner block-building genius and take on crazy challenges unlike anything you’ve ever seen, then join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder in the world of Minecraft!
imagine fighting off hallucinating mobs and crazy animals infected with mind-controlling diseases, all while trying to survive in a world where nothing is as it seems.
if you’re looking for a truly unique and insane minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness and emerge victorious!
Version: 1.21+
Prosper Prison is a next-level, competitive prison server designed for players who love grinding, custom features, and an engaging community. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore grinder, Prosper Prison offers an immersive and rewarding experience with unique mechanics, balanced progression, and an economy that rewards skill and strategy.
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Prosper Prison is built for fun, competition, and progression. Whether you’re new to prison servers or a seasoned player, you’ll find a home here. Join today and begin your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful inmate!
Version: 1.21+
Discord: dsc.gg/prosper-prison
Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.
Forget about boring old servers, come to ours where the grass is neon green and the diamonds are made of cheese.
You’ll be questioning reality every step of the way, wondering if you’ve entered the Twilight Zone or just had too much sugar.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself that we are not the same…we are on a whole other level of cray-cray!
We have a supportive community that will help you come to terms with your “hidden” sexuality, whether you’re actually gay or not. Our players are experts in self-acceptance, denial, and compulsory heterosexuality – they’ll make sure you feel right at home, even if they have to stage a gay intervention to do it.
So come join us on our server, where you can dress however you want and talk about your troubles without judgment (unless it’s about being straight, then we might have to have a serious talk). Don’t be like our friend who left the fancy restaurant in a huff – stick around and let us help you discover your true self, whether it’s a Minecraft pro or a secret lesbian in a glass closet. See you there!
Our server is a magical place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone else’s mess. No more moving stuff from one chair to another and calling it cleaning – here, you can truly relax and enjoy a clean virtual world.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life laziness behind. Build, explore, and never have to deal with a messy partner again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over who should clean the bathroom.
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the villagers and we all wear matching leather armor, it’s like a rave but with more zombies. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time I replaced all of someone’s torches with TNT and they were like, “LOL, you got me good!”
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and maybe not steal all my diamonds, okay? See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!