Our server is perfect for those who are smart but just can’t seem to get it right. From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle, the possibilities are endless.
Join us and become the ultimate derp master! Who needs to make good choices when you can have this much fun?
Our server is filled with unique characters, like the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, or the one who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to claim it for yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of chimping out. Just remember to watch out for those talking fish!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about automated responses or one-sided arguments. We pride ourselves on creating a community where everyone can express their opinions without fear of being attacked by aspies or retards.
So why join our server? Because we guarantee a retard-free environment where you can finally enjoy playing Minecraft without the drama. Don’t let those pesky autists ruin your gaming experience – come join us and leave the negativity behind!
Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness, where players are more likely to accidentally set themselves on fire than actually complete a mission. But hey, who needs boring old emergencies when you can have epic fails and epic wins in the world of Minecraft?
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most bizarre reactions to emergencies (or lack thereof), then come join us on our server. Just remember, when in doubt, build a house!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Towny & Resource World | One with Towny claims and another where you can destroy to your hearts desire with custom generated terrain and villages |
| Toggleable keep inventory | With a small death tax if on |
| Slimefun | Plugin with many addons that adds machines and automation, magical items, space exploration, cooking, more provided by custom additions |
| Custom enchantments and relics | To upgrade your items |
| Shop | At player shops, auction houses, or the server shop to acquire any goods you need |
| Fun things to do | When you’re bored such as events, parkour, and other minigames |
| Unique ranking system | With personalized perks |
| Many fun cosmetics | That can be acquired without purchasing |
| Jobs | With awesome, custom level-up perks |
| Survival and vote crates | Every crate can be acquired without paying |
| Community | Friendly and inclusive community and staff team |
SpongeCraft is a Minecraft server with a Towny & Resource World, Toggleable keep inventory, Slimefun plugin, custom enchantments and relics, shop, fun activities like events and parkour, unique ranking system, cosmetics, jobs, survival, and vote crates. It has a friendly and inclusive community.
| No griefing, trolling or ruining gameplay for others. |
| No hacking or abusing unfair advantages. |
| Please keep it PG-13! |