Just like the time I called out Sam’s dad for wearing an anti-vax shirt while puffing on a cigar. It was a real showdown, but I stood my ground and pointed out the irony in his actions. Sam may have thought I was being a d*ck, but hey, sometimes you gotta be a smartass to make a point!
Join our server now and let your inner troll shine bright. Who knows, you might even make some enemies along the way – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
not only that, but we have a secret underground disco party every night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on the moon? that’s right, you can mine for diamonds while floating in zero gravity.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on our insane minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. just watch out for those llama overlords – they tend to get a little power-hungry when they’re in charge.
On our server, you can finally prove yourself without any unfair advantages holding you back. No more dealing with people who are way bigger, have repeated classes, or are favored by teachers. It’s a level playing field where you can flourish socially and have important life experiences.
Forget about escaping into video games and fiction as a coping mechanism. Join our server and connect with like-minded individuals who understand what it’s like to feel unwanted and rejected. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who accept you for who you are?
So come on, join us and leave your real-life failures in the past. Show the world that you’re not a loser all alone, but a winner in the virtual realm of Minecraft! Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time.
and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.
oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?
first of all, we have unicorns. yes, you heard that right. unicorns. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes. how cool is that?
secondly, we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, because there are also giant spiders down there that will try to eat you. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, that’s right. a freakin’ dragon.
so, if you’re looking for a place where you can ride unicorns, battle giant spiders, and fly on a dragon, then this is the server for you. join now and let the adventure begin!
play.cubed.community
Welcome to the rebirth of a legend! The iconic Killion Detention Center – one of Minecraft’s most esteemed prison servers – is back, inviting inmates old and new to its fortified walls. Brace yourself, because while we’re resurrecting the nostalgia of the original, we’re also introducing modern-day twists that’ll test your survival and strategy skills.
🔒 Classic Confinement Meets New Challenges 🔒Experience prison life, Killion style! Traverse the meticulously recreated cells and blocks, encounter familiar wardens, and strategize your rise through the ranks. Whether you’re mining in the depths or trading in the courtyard, every day is a quest for freedom and prestige.
🛠 Renaissance of the Renowned 🛠In this revival, not only are we keeping the spirit of the original KDC intact, but we’re also integrating advanced plugins, refined security measures (watch out, escapees!), and improved economies to enhance your incarceration experience.
👥 A Community Behind Bars 👥The heart of KDC has always been its inmates – our vibrant community. Forge alliances, plan cunning escapes, or dominate the prison market. Whether you’re plotting in the shadows or leading the charge, it’s all about camaraderie and rivalry within these walls.
🌐 Serve Your Time with Us 🌐Whether you’re a seasoned KDC inmate with tales of past escapes or a fresh recruit ready to make a mark, the Killion Detention Center Revival is ready to lock you in. Dive into the lore, rise through the ranks, and be part of the new chapter in the legendary prison saga!
Join our community discord to contribute to the revival, bring forth your ideas and thoughts! Let’s never get separated again Prisoners!
https://dsc.gg/killion
Starting rank. Now you learn the trials of hard work and dedication. Take your axe to the tree farm or your pickaxe to the mine and earn your keep.
Cost: $15,000 – You’re off to a new section of the prison. Nice, isn’t it? Don’t get too comfortable just yet. Get back to work and you’ll be in for a little surprise in the mine-shafts with two new quarries and more protection while you work.
Cost: $35,000 – Now we’re moving up in class. A new quarry, a place to kill creatures, more ways to make money, and higher security.
Cost: $65,000 – The most secure sector in the prison, you no longer have to watch your back. While having this new found freedom you can continue mining, slaughter pigs, or become a farmer and harvest cactus. Private working areas and more items at the warden shop are sure to keep you happy.
Cost: 100k- You’re free! Finally after a tedious life behind prison bars, you may escape and live your life of luxury. Free Citizen’s may visit the prisoner’s any time they want, but must always follow prison rules during the visitations.
Must be approved by Warden – You offer security and peace-of-mind to the prisoners. You keep the riots down and keep the prison a safe place.
Obtained only from a Senior Warden after proving yourself as a Guard – You’ve proven yourself to be a trustworthy, hard-working guard. Let your efforts show with your new title and more privileges.
A very sought after position that only the best can achieve. – A warden runs the show. All decisions about the prison are decided upon by the Wardens. They are very strict and enforce rules more than others, but also have their fun and helpful sides too. (Warden assumes the position of OP on the server and thus holds much responsibility)
killion.apexmc.co
A remarkable survival server featuring vaults, fully stocked stores, a leaderboard, and a multiverse experience
45.159.6.73:26458
Basically, everything the PMC SMP had
This listing will be better later
uhh Java And Bedrock using Geyser
1.20.4 I think
Address: fishsmp.lioncat6.comPort(Bedrock Edition Only): 25594
fishsmp.lioncat6.com:25594
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Grief Protection/Rollback – No World Resets – No Spawned Items
Hermitcraft Type Community
Ironclad Vanilla is a whitelisted Semi-Vanilla server that strives to maintain a thriving community. Our staff works non-stop providing grief/theft, technical, and community support. We deal with issues professionally and do not abuse our powers. Never worry about your progress being lost due to some griefer ever again!
Ironclad Vanilla follows a trust system for trading, and players usually use diamonds as money. The spawn has a few public trading post that you can set your own trades up in, or you can make a shop with all kinds of merchandise!
Ironclad Vanilla is actually a Semi-Vanilla server because we allow access to commands, but we do so in a more balanced way. All commands that give you any kind of advantage cost in-game money. Players must earn money through playtime, chat-games, or voting.
We don’t give our donators items, and in all actuality we don’t give anyone items. Everything you see on Ironclad Vanilla was made with resources collected on our maps. Nothing is spawned in. Donators however get cool commands that allow them to glow, ride pets, and chat in color!
The map will never, ever, be reset. This means that you have all the imaginative freedom that you want in creating the most amazing builds and structures without ever worrying about it being lost. Map downloads become available every few months, so you will have forever access to your builds!
Connect to Ironclad Vanilla through our Hub. Please join our discord if you plan on joining our community, that way you will never lose us. https://dsc.gg/ironclad
To join our whitelist, you have to complete a short application. Please follow the format and send this application through Discord (Fastest Response) or the comment section below.
Whitelist Application Template:
Username:Location:Age:Your reason for wanting to join the server?Have you read the rules?Have you joined our discord server for server updates?
General Rules:
[1] GRIEFING/STEALING – ANY destructive behavior will NOT be tolerated! You are given ONE warning and that warning is the rules you agreed to when you joined the server. Our wonderful staff will catch any player that steals and/or griefs.
[2] CHEATING – Use of any mod or a hack client such as (Nodus, and auto clicker) that gives you an unfair advantage on the other players are NOT allowed! If you are unsure if a mod is allowed ask! Using the world seed to find ores or spawners is considered x-raying here and is not allowed. Duping and Exploiting server bugs is considered cheating.
[3] LANGUAGE – Excessive swearing; abusive, sexual, or otherwise inappropriate language is simply not acceptable. Links to inappropriate sites is not allowed. We have a diverse demographic on our server, including some younger players and we intend on making this a place everyone feels comfortable.
[4] PVP – PvP is disabled by default. To PvP use /pvp on & /pvp off. Purposefully killing players who have not agreed to PvP is not allowed.
[5] SPAMMING/ADVERTISING – Spamming chat is unacceptable, take it easy. Advertising other servers in our chat is not allowed, you will be banned.
Join our subreddit! https://www.reddit.com/r/ironcladnetwork/
play.ironcladnetwork.us
Embark on your Minecraft journey today and let the adventures unfold! earth_africasparkles Join us for an unparalleled experience in the world of Multinetwork!
Multinetworkz.funserver.top:33230
https://discord.gg/qTREscUP99
Welcome to Fembox SMP!
What we offer:
label_important Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commandslabel_important Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structurelabel_important McMMOlabel_important Custom Questslabel_important Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to winlabel_important Inclusive community: we welcome everybodylabel_important Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memeslabel_important Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after alllabel_important Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewaways
This server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.
So join us today, we hope to see you soon. Just don’t forget to put on your thigh-highs OwO
femboxsmp.net
We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.
Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!
If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.
USE THE IP: archerpvp.usPORT: 19132
archerpvp.us
NYXOMC offers an immersive Minecraft experience with a variety of exciting features. Our server features a captivating crates system that allows you to earn keys through gameplay or purchases, unlocking crates filled with valuable items, rare resources, and enticing cosmetics. Engage in thrilling combat with the lifesteal mechanic, strategically recovering health by dealing damage to foes. Dive into a world of progression with MCmmo, where you can level up skills through tasks, unlocking unique abilities. Plus, customize your gear with custom enchantments and dive into the economy with various job options. Join NYXOMC for a rich and dynamic Minecraft adventure
nyxo.mc-connect.xyz
Welcome to our Minecraft haven, where excitement knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a custom world featuring unique items, mobs, and dazzling item skins. Express your style with exclusive cosmetics as you explore a PvP arena, conquer bossfight events, and thrive in the survival experience.
Economic enthusiasts will find their niche with jobs and quests, contributing to a thriving in-game economy. Join a vibrant community, full of friendly faces and endless updates. Brace yourself for two-week events packed with new content, ensuring the adventure never ceases.
Join us on this thrilling journey where every block tells a story, and every player is a part of our ever-evolving Minecraft family!
49.12.87.95:21944